MaxDoesThingsTheyShouldnt
Fandoms
- X-Men (Movieverse) (8)
- Deadpool (Movieverse) (8)
- The Witcher (TV) (5)
- The Mandalorian (TV) (2)
- Saw (Movies) (1)
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You Know I'm Not Your Father by MaxDoesThingsTheyShouldnt
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
10 Aug 2026
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The conversation James and Marie have after Jean leaves.
Marie warns James about one of Wade's more shocking quirks.PART OF A SERIES
Series
- Part 5 of No Grave Series
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Honey, You're Familiar, Like My Mirror Years Ago by MaxDoesThingsTheyShouldnt
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
27 Jul 2026
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During an evening at the mansion Logan watches James, and knows he's planning on leaving
Part of a Series, OG Logan came back to life and is now called James
Series
- Part 8 of No Grave Series
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Keeping My Claws Away When They Were Close Enough To Hurt You by MaxDoesThingsTheyShouldnt
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool (Movieverse)
02 Jun 2026
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James finally gets to rest after returning to the mansion, he had his girls by his side
Part of a series. The fluff could probably still be appreciated out of that context though
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- Part 6 of No Grave Series
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Roach has live again and again and again.
She found a Witcher friend and decided to stick by his side despite how many times she's died, despite him not knowing it's her, despite him seemingly giving all his supposedly different horses the same name.
despite him being mean to that bard they both adore.This is a companion/prequal fic to The Scars I Stitched but you don't really have to read that to understand this.
Series
- Part 3 of Scars I Stitched Universe
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He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves Me by MaxDoesThingsTheyShouldnt
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool (Movieverse)
10 Mar 2026
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After the events of D&W Laura is living with Wade and Logan as the three if them fall into domesticity. Seeing Logan be soft and loving in a way her father had never been brings up a lot of feelings and questions she had been trying to avoid.
Laura doesn't know if her father ever really loved her.
This fic is Wade, then the X-Men, and then Logan giving her their opinions on the matter.CAN BE READ AS A STAND ALONE
Series
- Part 1 of No Grave Series
Recent series
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No Grave Series by MaxDoesThingsTheyShouldnt
Fandom Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
10 Aug 2026
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OG Wolverine comes back to life after Deadpool and Wolverine, and he's a little enamored by this Wade guy too
Not being written in chronological order
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Not season 2 compliant, Geralt and Jaskier never saw each other after the mountain. Jaskier died, RIP
Centuries later in modern times Jaskier is reincarnated and is famous and Geralt (Still being sad over losing his friend and pinning) becomes his body guard.
Roach is actually some sort of powerful creature who lives in mortal bodies but every time she dies she is reincarnated, so yeah she's there too.- Words:
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- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
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The Law of Zeus by CaptainDoofus
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), The Odyssey - Homer
02 Aug 2026
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For twenty years Logan has struggled to survive in his own palace, where he's practically held prisoner by a horde of vicious suitors. They wreak havoc night after night, eating his food, drinking his wine, desecrating the Law of Zeus. These alphas want to marry him and murder his daughter, who is still too young to assume her rightful place on the throne of Alkali. Unable to claim the throne himself as an omega, Logan bides his time.
Until Wade comes home.
(Alternate title: The
HondaOdyssey)Bookmarked by MaxDoesThingsTheyShouldnt
30 Aug 2026
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Comfort by JohnPaulGeorgeandRingo
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, X-Men - All Media Types, Wolverine and the X-Men (Comics), Marvel, Marvel (Comics)
15 Aug 2023
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A hurtful discovery draws a tearful Rogue to Logan's bedroom late one night after his return from Alkali Lake. She's in search of his gruff comfort and a warm pillow as she wonders if she will ever be normal again.
Bookmarked by MaxDoesThingsTheyShouldnt
11 Aug 2025
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touch me like nobody else does by splinnters
Fandoms: Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Wolverine (Marvel Comics), Deadpool and Wolverine: WW3
20 Feb 2025
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Deadpool follows him home.
Or, well, he’s been calling him Wilson, now. Wade Wilson. He isn’t sure why yet. And “home” is a relative term, but Logan would like to think that his shabby cabin up in northern Alberta is pretty close.
Or, post-battle, Deadpool follows Logan onto a plane and into the Canadian countryside. He isn't sure why.
Bookmarked by MaxDoesThingsTheyShouldnt
07 Apr 2025
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Harvest Moon by SlugSniffing
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men Origins
10 Mar 2025
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Logan still can't recall anything from his past, no matter where he goes or who he speaks to. He's at the end of his rope when a mercenary crash-lands at his feet in Bobby Drake's kitchen.
(set during the events of X2 - consider this X2 featuring Deadpool-movieverse Deadpool, complete with Origins-era Wade backstory.)
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04 Mar 2025
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In a cruel turn of events, Soap is abandoned by his favorite diver, Ghost. Left to rot in his tank, all alone! Never to see the man again!
The weeks trudge on, and he loses all hope that he'll ever be happy again. The mer falls into a deep depression, only coming out of his cave on rare occasion.
He decides he'll waste away as revenge...
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Simon goes on a four week trip to help his old captain with his diving company. It's a nice change of pace, but his thoughts keep wandering back to the mer he had to leave behind.
The weeks pass, mostly uneventful, until he receives a text that chills him.
Series
- Part 2 of Not Even the Depths
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Bookmarked by MaxDoesThingsTheyShouldnt
19 Feb 2025