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    “Hello,” Ilya repeats, still kind of stuck on those freckles.

    “Hi?” the man says.

    “Hi,” Ilya says—again.

    Oh god, he's said hello three times now. He should literally say anything else. His name, probably. His phone number, preferably.

    “Hi,” Ilya says again, because he can’t help it. “I am—”

    “Are you Nick?” the man asks, and it comes out as a breathless sound.

    OR: Shane gets stood up on a blind date, and Ilya comes to the rescue, and proceeds to make a series of questionable decisions.

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    05 Aug 2026

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    Shane gets a snack in Regina and ends up in a stairwell with Ilya Rozanov. A month later he takes three dozen different pregnancy tests that all say the same thing.

    And no one can ever know.

    Except Ilya isn't blind. He isn't stupid. He can do math. And Shane Hollander's sheltered daughter looks like him.

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    03 Aug 2026

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    Omega Shane Hollander only wants to play hockey, the problem is the rules state that only mated omegas are allowed to play. Shane is offered a solution, if he agrees to marry and mate with Ilya Rozanov who requires a marriage to get his Visa then he will be allowed to play.

    Ilya agrees to the marriage to get his citizenship papers, but he doesn't expect the cute omega with freckles to immediately make a place in his heart.

    The two are separated by distance after they are mated but enjoy what time they manage to get both on and off the ice.

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    01 Aug 2026

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    [An image of this year’s NHL East All-Star team, including Ilya Rozanov, Shane Hollander, Wyatt Hayes, Troy Barrett, Carter Vaughn, and Scott Hunter, all smiling after winning this year’s NHL All-Star Game in Las Vegas]

     

    @NHLInsider There’s rumor going around that Page Six has evidence from last weekend’s All-Star Game that two NHL players are romantically linked. Checking my sources to see what I can find out. Will update later. This could have huge implications if true. 

     

    Posted on February 12 2:30 pm

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    @ssmith20 wut?

    @rozanoff no way fuck boy rozanov is involved in this. my money’s on barrett and hollander.

    @luverofhockey holy shit. if this is true, it’s going to be insane

    @hattrickzzzz @luverofhockey would it really be all that surprising? Hockey is one of the most homoerotic sports in existence. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if they had whole team orgies after every game.

    @shanehollanderswife there’s no way that reddit post about Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov being a couple is correct, right? ….right? 

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    28 Jul 2026

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    There are questions you simply don't ask Ilya Rozanov on live television.

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    27 Jul 2026

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