MelSimps
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Peter Maximoff was a lot of things.
A mutant.
A hero.
A... fuck boy, to put it simply.So, after his fifth assistant for the year quit, what was he to do?
Amber Baudelaire was meant to be perfect. Brought up by a former Widow assassin, trained under the watchful eye of SHIELD, and cursed with an illness that she fought so hard to deal with every single day.
And she was working as the assistant to... well, a self-fulfilling man-whore who acted like a spoiled Brat and severely limited her ability to get properly dicked down.
Will Peter seduce her and lose his sixth assistant, or will he find more than he wanted in the first place with a woman who can take what he can dish and send it back to him?
Part of my Earth 311619 series, so very different to traditional Marvel Canon.
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- Part 2 of Earth 311619
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Don't You Remember How We Used To Split A Drink? It Never Mattered What It Was by MelSimps
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023), The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Creepypasta - Fandom, Marble Hornets, Slender Man Mythos
21 Mar 2025
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"I think our hands were just that close. The sweetness never lasted, no."
Or, an eldritch monster thinks back on his doomed relationship with a centaur.
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I Could Love You With My Eyes Closed by MelSimps
Fandoms: Creepypasta - Fandom, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
12 Feb 2025
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In a single quiet moment, Nico's mind drifts from misery to relief as he lies in his boyfriend's arms in the SlenderMansion he's come to call home. He notices the little things, remembering fondly many minute details.
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Love Isn't Always On Time by MelSimps
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
09 Dec 2024
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Valentines Day
1992
The day that Quicksilver and Electrum made an amalgam together.
Or,
Peter Maximoff fucks a random woman in a bar bathroom
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Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love by MelSimps
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Creepypasta - Fandom, Slender Man Mythos
01 Jun 2024
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Niccolo Di Angelo is the son of Hades.
He is the ghost king.
And he's one of the most powerful demigods in centuries, with the entire legion of the dead at his disposal.
Cold, calculating.
A worthy adversary in every sense of the word.Tobias Erin Rogers is a wildfire in human form.
Impulsive, reckless, destructive.
…he ruins everything he touches.
Maybe that's why Slender takes such pride in having him as a proxy…The two of them?
Engaged.
And they don't even know it.
Pieces played in a chess match that they are barely even aware of. Little more than a pair of pawns in the game of gods.
Recent series
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Earth 311619 by MelSimps
Fandom Marvel, Moon Knight (TV 2022), Original Work, Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
17 Apr 2026
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Stopped Clock AU by MelSimps
Fandom Creepypasta - Fandom, Marble Hornets, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Slender Man Mythos, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
06 Nov 2022
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Give Me Back My Man by bunintelligent (quixilver)
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
28 Aug 2026
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Sometime, during the years you've known him, Peter seriously filled out. Looking at the broadness of his shoulders, the way his biceps flex, the width of his fingers... you wonder when he became so manly. It's kind of ticking you off.
(reader notices Peter is a full grown man and gets irrationally annoyed about it. Peter comforts them and fluff happens.)
Bookmarked by MelSimps
17 Sep 2026
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Easy Mistake by bottledsand
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), The Nice Guys (2016)
20 Aug 2026
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While on set with his brother, Ryland gets a visit from his boyfriend looking for some PDA. Unfortunately for Tom, the twins both look very similar from behind. Now he'll have to prove he can definitely, 100% tell the difference and make up for his mistake.
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"Babe, I've been looking for you everywhere." Ryland smiled as he looked up, expecting to see the cheeky blue eyes of his boyfriend, but was instead surprised to see that Tom wasn't looking at him at all. In fact, his whole body was facing the other- oh dear. "I've missed my little stress toy." There wasn't time to utter a sound before Tom had reached his destination, grabbed, and kneaded both of Colt's ass cheeks.
Bookmarked by MelSimps
20 Aug 2026
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A 7th Grade Science Teacher and 7th Grade Social Studies Teacher Walk Into the Breakroom... by Animal_Arithmetic
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, The Fall Guy (2024)
29 Aug 2026
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Ryland has a lot more in common with the new seventh grade history teacher than he expected.
Bookmarked by MelSimps
17 Aug 2026
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Ryland Grace vs. The World-Building Implications of Scenting by Aster_MacGuffin
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022)
09 Sep 2026
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Ryland Grace, savior of humanity, is invited to a gala celebrating the 5th anniversary of solving the Astrophage Crisis. It is a mandatory scent-neutral event requiring everyone to wear heavy-duty blockers. Which is why when he is approached by Tom Ryder stinking the room with his alpha scent, he considers two explanations.
One: Tom Ryder is an entitled jerk who thinks he is above even the mandated policies of the Petrova Foundation.
Two: Since no one else seems to be reacting to Ryder, this means that only Ryland can smell him. Which means their compatibility is so high that it bypassed industrial-grade blockers.
Or in more romantic terms, they are soulmates.
But if that's the case, why does Ryder smell so repulsive to him? Answer: Definitely Option One. Right?
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Scenting is usually taken as an afterthought in Omegaverse. This is an attempt to explore the biological, cultural, and sociopolitical implications of such an ability if taken seriously in our world-building.
An exercise in speculative biology, delivered through the medium of Starstruck (Ryder/Grace).
Bookmarked by MelSimps
16 Aug 2026
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We Go Way Back by ApologyX3
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022)
11 Jul 2026
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Tom and Ryland meet in college as roommates and Tom is instantly smitten with Ryland who remains utterly oblivious. Things come up and somehow the best solution is for them to get married?
Bookmarked by MelSimps
16 Aug 2026