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    Vicki Vale stared at him, her mouth opening and closing like a landed bass. "You- You forgave each other? Just like that? You're still together?"
    "Of course," Bruce smiled beatifically into the camera. "After all, Vicki, who among us hasn't occasionally gotten their heroes crossed?"

    or, a story of two cities and four cheaters

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    23 Oct 2026

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    “Would you choose me over this fine shit?”

    Dennis is already nodding, even though the cameraman hasn't switched the phone in his hand to show Dennis the picture. “Bros before hoes, it's you all day dude!” The cameraman finally switches the phone's screen to face Dennis, “You're my day o—you can't start the game with Bruce fucking Wayne!?”

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    >47_Missiles
      @halfexception47 ⟩ if my homeboy ever asks me to choose him over Bruce Wayne then he's not my homeboy 😭✌️🥀
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       @laylathe01 EVEN SUPERMAN COULDN'T PULL ME OUT OF BRUCE WAYNE
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    Or, they're down bad 😨

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    22 Oct 2026

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    A justice league meeting with a very tired batman

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    22 Oct 2026

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    And though Big Blue and resident Spooky had been a thing for a while now—no one but Diana had really gotten used to it. Hal does consider that perhaps this new development would be easier to get used to, if half his and everyone else's time wasn't greedily preoccupied by the various twenty five year olds that trigger the doors to the dining area open, just to NOT get in. In preference of “subtly” peeking at whatever league member they've attached to for the next foreseeable three months, before fleeing away when the door mechanisms slide shut again.

    Only one type of junior recruit actually has the courage to cross through the door's threshold and confess their infatuations—

    The doors herald someone's entrance with a pneumatic hiss—a junior recruit holding a grotesquely large and obscenely ribboned box of chocolates in his hands. He needs both hands to hold it. Throwing half assed greetings over his shoulder made tolerable by his genuine smile. A smile that trembles everytime it involuntarily falters or flares against his will—like he's physically restraining himself from outright grinning like a lovesick fool.

    —the type Batman attracts.

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    22 Oct 2026

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    Clark finds a sex toy linked to Bruce's pussy in a wizard's hideout and is more than happy to test it out.

    When he first feels phantom sensations, Bruce doesn't know what's happening.

    He never expected to be fucked senseless by... nothing?

     

    (What he doesn't know won't hurt him - from Bruce's POV)

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    20 Oct 2026