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“I want to try something this week.”
A cold trickle of anticipation slid down Lando’s spine. He knew this tone. “What kind of something?”
“A game.” Oscar leaned back in his chair. “You don’t touch me. Not once. Not a hand on my arm, not a brush of your fingers in the hallway, not a knee against mine under the table. Nothing. Until I give you permission.”
“For a week? We just got here. We haven’t– it’s been weeks–”
“I know exactly how long it’s been,” Oscar interrupted. “Seventeen days, four hours, and a handful of minutes since I last had my mouth on you."Series
- Part 1 of Summer Break Trilogy
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In a world full of fast cars, fast money and fast sex, Lando's mind is the fastest. Which is not a good thing, because that mind keeps him up at night. And finally, after many years of inconsistent sleep, he has to face his biggest enemy, insomnia. But not to worry, because his very mindful teammate has a great idea how to help him out.
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Lando is so tired that if he doesn't get some sleep soon he's gonna recreate the Fight club plot. But to his rescue comes Oscar who's pretending to be way more innocent than he actually is.
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@LandoNorris
I understand that, without my agreement, a Twitter user has put out a thread saying that I am running an Oscar Piastri fan account. This is wrong and I am not running an Oscar Piastri fan account. I am not on F1 Twitter.7:31am, via iMessage
Oscar:
Be so fucking for real-
At a glance:
Lando has a secret F1 Twitter account, an insatiable crush on Oscar, and a sole confidant in Charles. Oh, and also Max by association. And George. And maybe Carlos.
Gabi is fawning over his teammate and senior, Nico. The best advice the groupchat’s given him is to ‘present his hole’ to Nico. In short, it’s not going well.
Kimi and Ollie are playing the world’s most elaborate game of gay chicken, and losing because they’re having sex with each other. Also, Kimi might be in love.
Logan’s not gay, he just really likes Arthur. And Arthur has an autistic special interest in gay people. That’s why he keeps acting gay around Logan, right?
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- Part 1 of loverboy6969 landoscar works
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Holy shit.
Oscar simply runs his tongue over his lips one last time - as though savouring whatever trace of Lando is still there - before turning and directing his attention toward the influencer.
"We can take it now, right?"
Christ, Lando had forgotten that the whole point of this was the bloody TV at their feet.
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“It’s probably not the best idea for us to do this,” Oscar says, looking away. “We’re living together, and the contract—”
“Fuck the contract,” Lando interrupts, exasperated. “We can add a clause to it or something, I dunno. It can be like those stupid rom-coms where they agree not to fall in love with each other.”
Or: Oscar Piastri is a lonely, closeted F1 driver who's one mistaken hook-up away from certain ruin. Lando is a down-on-his-luck photographer who's three days away from eviction. When Lando tries to mug Oscar in a desperate attempt to keep his housing, Oscar proposes a mutually beneficial arrangement: Lando lives with Oscar as his companion for one year. After that, they're free to go their separate ways. A rock-solid NDA and no hard feelings. What could go wrong?