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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    “Porn? You want us to make porn?”.

    “Think about it,” he insists with a grin. “We'll be a hit. Two big lads fuckin’ the shit outta each other? People will eat it up”.

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    Johnny wants to make porn to make retirement more interesting. He's already good at reducing his husband to a needy mess? How hard can it be?

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    08 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 99

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    “What’s your name?” he asks, because if their patient is conscious, he might as well tell them. There’s something uncomfortably detached about referring to someone as “that guy” when you’ve seen half of their innards spilling out. “I’m Sanji,” he offers when he gets no immediate response, and he itches for a cigarette to entertain himself with while the man pulls his feet under him like a newborn lamb.

    In the faint moonlight and backlit with the light from the hallway, he’s both deathly pale and bathed in shadows that make him look gaunt and distraught. His hand reaches up to his throat, not touching, just hovering, and he opens his mouth on a word, his lips dry, pink with small cracks that threaten to break and well up with blood. No sound leaves him.

    His hand drops, mouth closing with a clack of teeth gnashing together, swallowing down ire instead of words.

    Sanji frowns. “Can you talk?”

    His stomach drops at the glare that earns him. Vicious and a little wild around the edges, like he’s mad Sanji even dared to ask.

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    Sanji does a good deed and accidentally traps a selkie on the Baratie.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    “The big one I understand… Massive, spooky fucker still has me on edge even passed out and tied up where I can see him, but what use are horns and a pair of big, blue eyes?”

    The members of Price's 141 may have a certain, lofty notoriety but often a pedestal is just a further height from which to fall. Dangerous when there are those who enjoy nothing more than ripping wings off of pretty things. Out of options, Soap makes a sacrifice play. Ghost gets dragged into the game but he's not playing at all.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    Ghost pulls the damp keffiyeh down and tips his chin back until his glazed eyes meet his. “Clothes, Sergeant,” he presses, tapping a bracing smack to his cheek and even through his glove, he can feel the chill clinging to his skin. “I need you to focus. Copy?”

    Johnny’s jaw chatters in his hand and he almost shakes him as his eyes close a long blink. “C-copy,” he slurs out, voice weak and thready.

    It locks Ghost in place for a heartbeat, maybe less; this reduction of the brightest man he knows to this meek, shivering thing. A pup wearing his father’s boots and his mother’s rosary; waterlogged and tangled, dragging him down to the bottom of a fucking lake on Ghost’s watch-

    His lip kicks up, baring a snarl at himself, and he strangles it; burying it back in the useless dirt where it belongs.

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    15 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 62

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    It was quiet for less than thirty minutes before the sounds of the humans returned, this time an awkward scramble of many footsteps and nearly as many voices. They came into view only a moment later, and his eyes widened at the sight of the large blue tarp-thing hung between two poles being carried by more than a dozen humans, each straining under the obvious weight.

    A massive caudal fin hung from one end of the tarp, but it had been so heavily wrapped in soaked towels to keep it from drying out that it was impossible to see in any real detail. It was also, Johnny noticed with sudden unease, completely, utterly limp.

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    04 Jul 2026