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Hermione Granger is desperate to get Hogwarts up and running again after the war. She wants to do a full renovation, add special courses, allow new regulations for muggle-borns and more. But despite being 'The Golden Girl', she's shite at getting the elite to spend their galleons on her cause. She's blunt and lacking in the social graces expected of someone of her status.
Draco Malfoy has just finished serving a 3 year term at Azkaban for his part in the war-a sentence that was only lowered because of Hermione's character witness at his trial. He sees her struggling to make the right impression amongst the upper-class wizarding community and offers to give her lessons in manners and etiquette associated with closing the deals she needs to secure her dreams.
But this isn't just any kind of arrangement.
They have 10 lessons between now and the social event of the year. There's only 1 rule: For each lesson he gives her on how to act in public, she must return a favor of his choice. -
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Hermione has just gotten home after a chance encounter with Theo Nott and Draco Malfoy at the bar. After weeks (years) of lusting for the latter and a late night delivery from his owl, she takes things into her own hands. Or rather, uses her hands to get off with his letter.
It’s a thing.
*One-shot but interconnected to Manners at Malfoy Manor and can be read following Ch. 5.
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When Hermione Granger accidentally leaves something behind after one of their late-night sessions, Draco Malfoy finds more than just a scrap of lace—he finds out how far his obsession goes.
*A one-shot based off an evening in Manners at Malfoy Manor.
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What happens when Pansy Parkinson gets a hold of Hermione Granger's adorable Valentine Snitch she made earlier that day while teaching crafts to children at the library? She puts it on Draco's desk. Obviously. Snitches give Snitches in this fun one-shot just in time for Valentine's Day.
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Betty Cooper never would have thought in a million years that she’d be having this conversation, but this was Riverdale and nothing surprised her anymore.
“Kevin, I’m happy for you. Really. But it’s just weird to me.”
Kevin rolled his eyes at her as he slung his arm around the beautiful tanned man to his right. “I’m telling you, it’s great. He’s gorgeous and he’s always there to listen to me.” He leaned forward and whispered, “And the sex is electric. Literally.”
Betty shuddered and shoved Kevin backwards with her free hand while she took another gulp of her drink. He was laughing when the man beside him spoke up.
“I am programmed to be all the things one looks for in a boyfriend. Kevin makes me very happy and I want to make Kevin happy.”
The man gave her a dazzling smile that was a sharp contrast against his dark features. Regardless of how well he spoke, and how human he looked, he was essentially a computer in a skin suit. An Android created for love and companionship. And now her best friend's “boyfriend.”
But what happens when she gets one of her own named Forsythe?
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One night at a strip club, Hermione comes face to face with a Memory Charmed Draco, and an opportunity too good to pass up. What starts as revenge quickly grows into something more, and as Hermione delves deeper into the mysteries surrounding the man who can't remember who he is - the man everyone thought was dead - she might discover more than she can handle.
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06 Jul 2024
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Paired off and trapped in a ridiculous assignment, Hermione Granger is at the mercy of Draco Malfoy's sense of heroics and chivalry. She might be in for a long wait. Then again, every ferret has his day.
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My little Sunshine by TrillbySkinner for ValorsLady
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Aug 2025
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Hermione knew she was good with kids but this was beyond the pale. She had been called down to Emergency for a 6 month old infant boy, the original diagnosis was splinching as he had been apparated in with an injured adult but the minute Hermione looked at him she knew better and immediately cast the counter curse and began healing the open wound on the child’s chest. Someone had cast a sectumsempra on him. The Cutting curse. What sort of person would do that to a baby? It couldn't have been an accident. The hit had been dead on and with a target that small it had to have been deliberate.
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27 Jan 2024
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In theory, the task is simple: kill Draco Malfoy. In practice, putting a curse through the Dark Lord's favoured lieutenant will take everything Hermione has―especially since he's trying to kill her, too. Even more so when the lines between them start to blur. Sometimes, the only way out is through.
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27 Jan 2024
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To truly know someone is to differentiate between who they once were, who they are now, and who they're capable of being. Hermione realises the duality of one man as she rectifies what she knows of the past and begins to understand the pieces of who Draco Malfoy is now: a father, a son, and a man.
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