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    Shane and Ilya get caught up in an internet shitstorm...literally. Shane handles it better than expected.

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    Still, he can’t help it. He’s fucking horny.

    “Okay, here’s what we’re gonna do.” Shane stands, hands on his hips. He fixes Ilya with his game plan look he gets right before he gives the team a speech in the locker room. “You’re gonna finish your game, I’m gonna finish cleaning, then you’ll—“

    “Fuck your brains out?” Ilya interrupts.

    Then you’re gonna make us some lunch, and we’re gonna eat it on the back patio.”

    Shane cockwarms Ilya. Ilya tries to be a good boy.

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    16 Aug 2026

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    Ilya just wanted to show off how many photos he took of the puppies. He didn’t notice the photos in the top left hand corner of his screenshot that were never supposed to see the light of day.

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    16 Aug 2026

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    “If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?” Quickly, Ilya adds, “Don’t say that you want to know if you win the Cup.”

    “Why not? What if that’s my answer?”

    “Is so boring, Hollander. Of course you want to know this. But Ilya Rozanov and Boston Raiders exist in this world, so crystal ball says, so sad, but no.”

    “Fuck off. What are these questions even for, anyway? Are you interviewing me for something? Wouldn’t you have to, like, tell me if you were?”

    Ilya is quick to assure Hollander before his paranoia takes him right out of this phone call. “It is not for interview, Hollander. I am just wondering. Answer the question.”

    “And I can’t say that I would want to know whether I win the Cup.”

    “Yes, other than that.”

    “I guess… I guess I would want to know, like, am I happy?”

     


     
    Ilya reads an article about 36 questions that are supposed to make people fall in love. He decides to ask Shane.

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    The Athletic NHL ✅ @TheAthleticNHL
    Shane Hollander was the only player who did not wear Pride Tape on his stick during Centaurs Pride Night

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