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    It's Shane's first season as a Centaur and he can’t help but feel like it’s still Ilya’s team, not his. When he gets sick midway through the season and is instructed to quarantine away from his husband to avoid both of the team's star players being out of commission, he wonders if the Centaurs—and Ilya—would be better off without him.

    Or, a sick and miserable Shane who misses Ilya but doesn’t want to burden his husband or his team

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    01 Sep 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has spent ten years circling Shane Hollander. Ten years of hotel rooms and secret phone calls. Ten years of pretending he doesn't feel it, doesn't need it, doesn't wake up reaching for someone who's already gone. Ten years convincing himself he's not good enough. That he's not worth it.

    Then a plane needs to make an emergency landing near Montreal, and Yuna Hollander is on it.

    So when Shane calls him from a bathroom floor, unable to breathe, Ilya stops pretending.

    After five hundred miles of frozen highway, three and a half hours of driving like a man possessed, a hospital waiting room full of people who have every reason to hate him, and a boy who looks at him like he's something worth keeping, Ilya may have learned a thing or two about what it means to be loved—and to let himself love freely.

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    31 Aug 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The MLH rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    24 Aug 2026

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    How had Shane Hollander lived this long without cataloging all of the colors in Ilya Rozanov's eyes? Oceans of swirling blues and greens and golden flecks that reflected the summer sun. They had always been there, but now it was like he was truly seeing them for the first time. They made the world quiet.
    The first thing Ilya Rozanov remembered about meeting Shane Hollander was his freckles. Even as a cranky seventeen year old, he was charmed by them, but seeing them up close, tanned from the summer sun, he realized they were actually a thousand tiny stars. He would never have guessed he would be entrusted to care for those freckles.
    The universe works in odd ways.

    OR: Shane has a horrible panic attack hours before his parents are coming to the cottage for dinner with them, and Ilya makes it his goddamn mission to take care of the situation in the most Ilya way(s) possible: doting, clinical level understanding of panic attacks borne from childhood PTSD, lots of love, Slavic-military family level cleaning, humor, and vodka (not because he's nervous, just you know. He could really use a stiff drink).

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    09 Aug 2026

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    “Are you telling me,” Tony says slowly, “that from all the Gods who took over our cities – from all the Gods who’ve been using humans as fucktoys three months a year, I’ve landed the only one who flat-out doesn’t fuck?”

    Great, now Loki looks amused. “Did you want to be my fucktoy?”

    “What? No, you –“ Tony flushes bright red and then glares when Loki’s smirk widens. “Shut up, no, I don’t.”

    (Narrator: He does.)

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    25 Jul 2026