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   It's basically a weird cat, right? by verimakea

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Sep 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
   • Kyle Broflovski/Heidi Turner
   • Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • Eric Cartman
   • Stan Marsh
   • Heidi Turner
   • Wendy Testaburger
   • Liane Cartman
   • Kenny McCormick
   • Bebe Stevens
   • Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • Craig Tucker
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Alternate Universe - Never Met
   • raccoon
   • do not take any of this seriously
   • Comedy
   • Romance
   • Dating
   • Roommates
   • Death
   • fatphobic language
   • Cuddling
   • and that is a threat
   • Parody
   • Do not feed your backyard raccoons or this might happen to you
   • Shapeshifting
   • Making Out
   • Jealousy
   • Smoking
   • Slow Burn
   • Kinda
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • Drinking
   • Masturbation
   • Pining
   • Eric Cartman Being Eric Cartman
   • Bottom Eric Cartman
   • Top Kyle Broflovski
   • First Time
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Semi-Public Sex
   • Character Death
   • Fluff and Angst

   Summary

   Kyle, aged 28, moves to South Park to escape the stress of East Coast and purchases a house in dire need of renovation. He soon finds out that he has a roommate he didn't sign up for.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   81,783

   Chapters:

   8/8

   Comments:

   259

   Kudos:

   729

   Bookmarks:

   119

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   14,642

   Bookmarked by Para_tizee

   26 Oct 2026

2. Public Bookmark 93

   your skin on my collarbones by alliumnoblade

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 Mar 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • Eric Cartman
   • Kenny McCormick
   • Stan Marsh
   • Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Alpha/Beta
   • Mating Cycles/In Heat
   • Mating Bites
   • accidental mating bite
   • Anal Sex
   • Rimming
   • Knotting
   • Breeding Kink
   • Alpha Kyle Broflovski
   • Bottom Eric Cartman
   • Beta Eric Cartman
   • Top Kyle Broflovski
   • Aphrodisiacs
   • Aged-Up Character(s)
   • they are 18
   • Feral Behavior
   • Possessive Behavior

   Summary

   Being trapped in a closet with your arch-nemesis while you're in rut could be worse. For example, Cartman could be an omega. Or even an alpha. Honestly, this is the best-case scenario.

   Things went downhill anyway. And that’s how Kyle and Cartman ended up mate-bonded for life.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Headlights and Werewolves

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   8,387

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   37

   Kudos:

   703

   Bookmarks:

   93

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   8,578

   Bookmarked by Para_tizee

   19 Oct 2026