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    "C.C Haly was warned about Gotham. In a city ridden with crime, you must keep an eye on your things. If it weren’t for one of Gotham’s characters breaking out of its feared asylum and wreaking havoc on the city, the circus would have kept a better eye on their equipment. As it stands, Haly is now staring at the empty spot the trapeze equipment is supposed to be in, feeling bewildered and annoyed. Who has any use for trapeze equipment outside the circus? Better yet, how had no one seen the large platforms being moved out of the tent?"

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    When the trapeze equipment is inexplicably stolen the day before the first performance of Haly’s Circus in Gotham, the members rush to build a makeshift setup that is fairly stable, albeit lower to the ground than it usually is. Therefore, when Zucco sabotages the gear, John and Mary Grayson don’t make an orphan out of their son.

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    09 Sep 2025

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    10 Jul 2025

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    One by one everyone realises that Jaskier is more than just a pretty face.

    Chapter 1: Eskel learns not to underestimate the lengths Jaskier is willing to go to protect Geralt
    Chapter 2: Lambert learns a valuable lesson in not using the 'B' word
    Chapter 3: Aiden gains a partner in crime
    Chapter 4: Vesemir realises that the bard has his own version of hunting

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    23 Jan 2025

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    Three and a Half days & all associated works!

    No update schedule at the moment, currently going through a major edit!

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    15 Oct 2024

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    It’s the first day after Winter break with snow quietly falling outside the large, gothic windows, though you can hardly get anyone to go out into the cold, especially this early in the morning. For the past week, Harry had been trying to scrape together all his supposed bravery that let him get into Gryffindor, and the current peaceful atmosphere of the mid-breakfast Great Hall really isn’t helping his nerves right now.
    “Hey, Hermione?” he casually asks over the buttered toast on his plate he hadn’t touched since Ron put it there. His hands are cold and wet and shaking and he hates it. “Do you think I have any living relatives outside the Dursleys?”
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    Or: what if the Golden Trio decided that fuck it, they are getting Harry out of the Dursleys? Which of course means that they need a way to do that, which results in an impromptu break-in into the Restricted Section, some questionable decisions, and… Accidental Parent Acquisition.
    Because I’m a sucker for Parent Tom Riddle, apparently.
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    HP doesn’t belong to me and I don’t own any of the canon characters or accidental quotes from the book.

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    07 Oct 2024