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then out of nowhere, somebody comes and hits you with an ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh la la la, ooh by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Jun 2023
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A man with spider-themed superpowers accidentally breaks into Wade's apartment.
or, that fic in which Wade shoots at a shadow, makes a twink some pancakes, attempts to read several scientific papers, orders a dozen bagels and winds up with fourteen, is accused of smoking too much weed, falsifies medical documents, eats churros in Central Park, sings opera, encounters a dead-end, pretends he's filming a movie about ninjas and wizards, and—somewhere along the way—meets the love of his life.
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17 Aug 2026
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fire in my heart, t(horn) in my side by anincompletelist (soldouthaz)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
30 Apr 2025
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When Deadpool's most beloved partner in crime—his toy unicorn, though Spider-man is surely a close second—is wounded in battle, seemingly beyond repair, Wade mourns for all of the versions of himself that he's forced to bury along with it.
Peter's stubborn though, and he has a sewing kit and a dream.
...and feelings for Wade, probably, too. But he can deal with that later.
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17 Aug 2026
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bite your tongue on purpose by anincompletelist (soldouthaz)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Apr 2025
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This might be the first time Peter’s ever noticing it.
Everyone assumes Wade's incessant talking is a distraction tactic, or a form of torture, or simply to be a brat, even once the threat has been neutralized and they’re all winding down. But it isn’t. Peter recognizes it because he has the same thing, just presents in different ways.
It’s anxiety.
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[or, five times peter recognizes and helps wade with his anxiety, and one time wade does the same for him, even if it looks a little different.]
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17 Aug 2026
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Paradise (spread out with a butter knife) by Sarah_Sandwich
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
17 Jan 2021
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He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”
He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.
And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?
OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.
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16 Aug 2026
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Tastes Sweet and Lasts So Long (You Know I Want It) by ret_wat
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Jul 2023
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Five times Wade jokingly proposed to Peter, and one time Peter called him out on his bullshit.
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- Part 3 of Spideypool 5+1
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15 Aug 2026