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Hermione Granger finally captures Draco Malfoy, but does she manage to see it through to the end?
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The Right Person by Pretty_Patchouli for beckysbooktok
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 May 2026
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“I tried,” she continued. “And it just…wasn’t what I expected. Not even close.” She shook her head slightly. “I kept thinking it was supposed to feel like something…more. But it didn’t. And now I’m starting to think that maybe it’s just not something I’m particularly…suited for.”
Her words hung in the air, leaving her more vulnerable than she had intended, before Charlie shifted, turning slightly toward her.
“Or,” he said, voice low and even, “you just haven’t been with the right person.”
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Charlie shows Hermione just how good sex can be.
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Two years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the world is moving on, but not everyone has found their place in it.
Draco Malfoy, freshly released from Azkaban, stands among the ruins of his life. He is consumed by one goal – finding the one person he lost sight of after the war. No matter the costs.
Hermione Granger, no longer the celebrated “Golden Girl,” lives a secluded life as a Potions master. After her friends have turned their backs on her, she is completely focused on her research, desperately trying to fill the emptiness in her life.
When their paths cross, they slowly discover that something in the Wizarding World is amiss. Hidden behind the façade of peace lie dark secrets that stretch far beyond their wildest imaginings.
***NOW COMPLETE***
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Pansy's Self-Care Retreat...or something like that by ani_meg_us, Pretty_Patchouli for magusmonoceros
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Apr 2026
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"What the bloody fuck is a self-care retreat?"
Granger and their gang of idiot friends did a nice thing by sending Pansy on a getaway to "get some fresh air" and "work through her feelings" or some other nonsense. The IDEA was nice.
But in practice, not so much. Pansy had no interest in going to the woods. Or working through her feelings. Or doing any self-care.
Whatever. She'd get on the plane to the states and see what this fresh air thing was all about. How bad could it be, anyway?
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He remembers everything.
She has lost all her memories.
On Valentine's Day, Draco Malfoy visits the love of his life, hoping that her love for him still exists, even though her mind has forgotten him.
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Magically Yours: Our Golden Girl; A Bachelorette AU by Bekazimi, chronophobique, goosegirl1618, jessonel, jillianleigh_art, Kelserly, kogitsunemaruFOX, LadyJeanGrey, Lemonwedgiee, Lynny-Art (pyromancing), MaKayKirei, marigold_13, Meiflowersketches, midnightbrushes, mistnyx, Moonluartt, Ninjawurp, papercranesandapples, Pretty_Patchouli, saintmlfy, selbindery, Selune_Illustrations, SeventheScribe, Silver_Snippets, SilverHebridean, sisterjulaerys, softkombucha, spicyxpisces, starlinart, strandsofsaturn, teaandtapestry, xosmox
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 May 2026
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Directly following the events of Kings Rising. Damen is on bed rest and Laurent is taking care of him. What follows is their story and the story of two kingdoms becoming one.
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Bookmarked by Pretty_Patchouli
15 Jul 2026
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Draco Malfoy, a successful and talented businessman, has everything he’s ever wanted...or so he thinks. One fateful Christmas, everything changes when Draco wakes up in a completely different life—a life where he’s father to two children and husband to the woman he secretly dated at Hogwarts…Hermione Granger. As he navigates his alternative life, Draco is forced to reconsider his priorities, his prejudices, and the true meaning of success. And, more than anything, he must decide if love is better than forgetting.
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A Dramione retelling of the holiday film, “The Family Man.”
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Bookmarked by Pretty_Patchouli
28 Dec 2025
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Theodore Nott disappeared during the Battle of Hogwarts. And in the more than ten years that followed, despite relentless inquiries and searching by those who had been closest to him, no trace of him was discovered.
Eventually, Theo was no longer considered missing. He was considered dead.
Which was curious, because as Hermione peered into the eyes of the man playing the piano at a packed Muggle bar on the outskirts of Galway, Ireland, it was Theo Nott who was looking back at her.
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Bookmarked by Pretty_Patchouli
28 Dec 2025
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During the First Wizarding War, a grief-stricken stranger is cursed by a pregnant Narcissa Malfoy, triggering ancient magic in her husband's bloodline.
During the Second Wizarding War, three children who know not of their fate bleed in runes that carry the capacity to alter the stars.
During the Third Wizarding War, sentient artifacts create a threshold, revealing a centuries-old prophecy written in blood and sorrow.
One mother's loss becomes a scream of agony that ripples across lifetimes - destroying what must be rebuilt before death claims her as its own. Are these echoes manifestations of love, or are they something more sinister?
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"From leaves that danced in the wind to sparrows that sang morning songs to the dew that gathered on rose petals and spiderwebs, she knew now that fate had always wove them together."
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Bookmarked by Pretty_Patchouli
19 Aug 2025
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“So what did oh-so-brilliant Nott have in mind?”
“Date me.”
“Excuse me?”When Theo and Hermione return to Hogwarts for their 8th year, they enter into a deal neither of them can refuse.
Fake dating. Angst. And a little comic relief
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08 Jul 2025