Probably_not_Captain_Kirk
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Not That I Loved Caesar Less… by Probably_not_Captain_Kirk
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
16 Mar 2026
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"Not that I loved Caesar less, but that I loved Rome more." ~ Julius Caesar, Act III, Scene II
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After being rescued form the Dominion's simulation, Julian can't stop ruminating on the events that never took place, especially the death of Garak.
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Somehow, this was Garak’s fault. Garak had ruined his chances with four different dates now.
He ran a hand through his hair as he leaned against the door. This time, Garak had managed to ruin his date without even being there!Fueled by a new fire, he set his jaw and marched out of his quarters.
(Julian's date dumps him after she sees the absolutely, 100% purely-platonic paintings of him and Garak in Keiko’s garden hanging his quarters)
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After O'Brien's suicide attempt, Bashir can't help but dwell on "what if's" and "why didn't I".
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When Garak got home, Julian was waiting by the door for him.
“Did you wait there for me all day, dear?” He asked, giving him a hello kiss.
“Well, no. Ah... about that..."
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will you be an anarchist with me? by a_alene
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
07 Jun 2023
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Once the Kenobi floodgates are opened, they cannot be closed. Cody has apparently been keeping an itemized list of disagreements, and he is determined to tell Rex each and every one of them.
Kenobi refuses to listen to Cody’s input. Kenobi throws himself into battle with no regard for previously established battle plans. Kenobi uses the Force so recklessly and obviously that every undercover assignment is blown within the first few minutes. Kenobi is a hypocrite who berates Cody for sidestepping protocol, but flouts it himself at every opportunity.
CT-7567: bet you wish you had skywalker now
CC-2224: I wish for nothing but the cold embrace of space
Right. And he says Kenobi’s dramatic.
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Marshal Commander Cody and High General Obi-Wan Kenobi of the 212th cannot stand each other. Rex doesn't know why this is his problem.
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The Evening Arallute by galateaGalvanized
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
28 Dec 2021
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“Wait a second,” Rex says, and Cody winces. “You think the spy is Kenobi, don't you? That's why you've set this whole thing up on the night of the Emperor's ball. You still think it’s him."
Or: Someone’s been breaking rebels out of imperial prisons, and it’s definitely, definitely not Obi-Wan.
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The man behind the doorway is holding a vibroblade. He has a scar crawling down his face and a dozen more elsewhere, and he’s regained enough strength to knock the breath out of Obi-Wan’s lungs once he slams him into the wall and brings down the blade.
“Good morning,” Obi-Wan says, ducking out of the way.
The man wearing Cody’s face snarls and aims better.
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BEST CODYWAN FICS OF ALL TIME
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Chivalry Fell On Its Sword by hickeygender
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
11 Jun 2020
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Obi-Wan watches Cody, making sure he didn’t hit him too hard, just enough to daze him. He sees Cody shake himself off before meeting Obi-Wan’s eyes and giving an absolutely feral grin.
“I like a man who fights dirty,” he says, and Obi-Wan feels something hot and heavy settle in his stomach at the sound of his voice. Oh. Oh no. That can’t be good.
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Hotness vs. Competence Index: The Kenobi Outlier by warpgirl9
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
22 Dec 2025
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Cody’s got data. Hot officers equal bad news—statistically.
Then Obi-Wan Kenobi walks off a gunship like a personal insult to science: gorgeous, competent, and painfully decent. The 212th scrambles to update the spreadsheet while Cody scrambles to stay professional… and loses on both fronts.