Pyrite_Alchemist



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    Technoblade was having the time of his life. The lights were dim, the walls, ceilings, and floors were a uniform steely gray, and he was forced to beat the pulp out of aliens every little while on a completely unpredictable schedule. He hadn’t eaten enough in far too long, his circadian rhythm was totally wrecked, and he was riding the wake of a killer headache.
    On the whole, though, not as bad as it could have been.

    Philza of the Perfodio-Creo flock was kidnapped by Sky, a Mimid who runs a coliseum where people watch sapient creatures fight each other for sport. Philza happens to have an entire crew of dubiously sane privateers eagerly trying to get him back. If they happen to pick up a stray deathworlder in the process, well, in Philza's defense, Techno flock-bonded with him first.

    Or: Humans are Space Orcs starring Technoblade.

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    Shouto spends his time drifting until he hears some general course students talking about a vigilante from a few years ago who had blue flames.

    Shouto only knows two people who can use blue flames. One of them is Endeavour and the other is dead.

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    06 Oct 2026

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    Tommy sighs, staring up at alien ceilings, breathing in alien air, probably and unfortunately digesting alien blood. He guesses he’s never breaking that two year Foster house streak. She probably thinks he ran away. He thinks what pisses him off the most. These aliens made him look like he couldn’t handle a measly fucking argument about curfew and ran away. He’s so pissed he could die. 

    Tommy stares at the unfamiliar planet, millions of miles away behind a glass pane, and still closer to him than home is.

    Die. 

    Huh. With a quick heartbeat, and an impending sense of doom, he thinks: He just might.

     

    Or, Aliens are assholes, and turns out, some of them are even human traffickers. Tommy learns soon enough that he values freedom more than trying to figure out what the fuck had to go wrong in his life to lead to him getting lost in outer-space. 

    Even more, Tommy learns right thereafter, that he loves Earth a little more than he originally thought.

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    “Yeah, yeah, I know. You’re doin’ your best. It’s just your best isn’t quite good enough, Colonel. So while you’re doing whatever the hell it is you do, I’ll be here cleaning up after you.”

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    05 Sep 2026

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    Around the Captain’s waist is a coat Ren knows very well.

    Ren never did recover his Hand’s body. It was taken by the pirates who killed him. Pirates like the Captain, who now wears the coat like a twisted trophy.

    This is the man who killed Martyn.

    Ren is so beyond the point of being afraid for his worthless, meaningless life. If he can make the Captain bleed for what he's done, then it will all have been worth it.

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    08 Aug 2026