QueerLittleCactus

A night vision filter showing Markiplier's ego, Jim kneeling on the ground and looking at the ceiling with arms raised in a Y. Caption reads: "Jim intensifies"



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    It's a new year at UA high, and the next generation of heroes are ready to start their training. But villains lurk in the shadows and plan to hit them where it hurts the most. We all know how the story goes, but what if there were a few extra players?

    The only characters I can claim as my own are as follows: Aizawa's family members (other than Emi, Eri, and Shinso), the Aizawa-Michaelis family, and Kohoka. Also, Mishou Manaka, Shohei Manaka, Nemuri Ishikawa, Ryo Kotoya, Inaba Uramoto, Jin Mihara, Mist Veil, and Chameleon. Those last six are mostly in the background. I'm just covering my bases.

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    mha abo au

    world building one shot (coming soon)
    I Don't Wanna Live Without You (I Don't Wanna Even Breathe) - EraserCloud (coming soon)
    I've Been Playing Out a Lot of Hypotheticals in my Mind - DabiHawks
    Now When We Kiss I Have Anger Issues - BakuDeku... or is it??? (coming soon)

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    Levi would have died if not for her. A fact that she reminds him of quite often. Maggie would have suffered alone if not for him. A fact that neither of them ever care to mention.

    Erwin has a dream, and he'll do anything to see it realized. Rumor has it that there is a boy in the Underground City that can fly. Rumor also has it that this boy is stronger than anyone in the Walls. Erwin would like to see if these rumors are true.

    Tessa knows loss. She knows it better than anyone else. She watched her mother sacrifice herself to save her. She visits her aunt and uncle’s empty graves regularly. She watches her father risk his life everyday only for people to mock him. She’s tired of watching.

    " It's an old song. It's an old tale from way back when...
    It's a love song. It's a tale of love from long ago...
    It's a sad song. It's a sad tale. It's a tragedy..." - "Road to Hell" Hadestown

    "It's an old song. And that is how it ends... Because here's the thing, to know how a story ends and still begin to sing it... as if it might turn out this time..." - "Road to Hell Reprise" Hadestown

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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Martin is getting tired of helpful advice on dealing with Jon’s asexuality

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    14 Aug 2026

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    “They need to return to a conference based system,” Svetlana said, slamming her hand against the table. “It was fucking fine the way it was, why are we handing out participation trophies to shitty divisions?”

    Ilya raised his eyebrows from where he hovered in the kitchen, cracking open another Red Bull.

    “This is fun,” he said, deadpanned. “You guys should start a podcast or something. I would not listen, you are both terribly boring.”

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    Or, after an injury on the ice forces Shane into an early retirement, he and Svetlana start a podcast.

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    07 Aug 2026

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    St-Simon: roz was so close to killing himself or killing us everytime they’d break up

    St-Simon: the last one was so bad

    St-Simon: put us through so much SHIT

    St-Simon: he probably ended up proposing when they got back together

    Connors: The fact that Roz transferred before we even met Jane.

    Connors: She’ll never be in the WAG GC.

    Sebbin: its still reasonable to think we just made her up

    Sebbin: maybe we all fucking died in 2016 and this is just a hallucination

    St-Simon: man you really got hit hard in the head

    [Or--after the wedding, after everything--how the Raiders, especially Cliff, eventually figured Montreal Jane out]

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    21 Jul 2026

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    Pummel: Fuck Jane

    St-Simon: nah…

    St-Simon: i dont think shes done anything wrong…

    Pummel: youre right

    Pummel: Sorry Jane

    Pummel: FUCK ROZANOV

    Varkov: FUCK ROZANOV

    Connors: Hey guys did you see this article about Rose Landry and Shane Hollander?

    Carmichael: Bad timing, man.

    Connors: Oh

    Connors: Give me a second to read back.

    Connors: Oh….

    Connors: FUCK ROZANOV

    [Or, how the Raiders---in particular the long suffering Cliff Marleau, dealt with the Great Jane Debacle of 2016, told in a series of texts, posts, and Cliff being the best Bostonian friend Ilya could ask for]

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    21 Jul 2026

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    Shane rolls his eyes and spits onto the ice. “Gonna play a clean game, Rozanov?”

    Ilya laughs. “Unless you give me reason not to, Hollander.”

    “That’s pretty weak.”

    “Just like your backhand.”

    “Oh fuck off.”

    Ilya shakes his head, tutting. “Not good enough, Hollander, sorry. Want to try again?”

    Shane huffs. “Don’t have time, gonna be busy kicking your ass.”

    Ilya glances at the warm up timer, realizing belatedly that they actually only have a few more minutes. “Alright, fine. I will be expecting better during the game!”

    “Expect whatever you want, Rozanov.” Shane pauses. “Except for winning. You’re not getting that.”

    “Ooh, good one! Keep ‘em coming!”

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    In which Shane and Ilya are mic'd up during a Voyagers v Centaurs game. They get into a chirp-off. That's is.

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    20 Jul 2026