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Then, yesterday morning, Caitlyn had walked yawning into the bathroom and found Jinx sitting on her vanity, swinging her heels and eating the cucumber slices right out of her waiting face mask.
She put her hands up immediately and bared teeth. "I surrender! Cuff me, sheriff, I'm at your mercy."
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22 Oct 2024
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Aziraphale, it seemed, was being forced, and not for the first time, to sup with the devil – or rather, not the devil, obviously, but certainly a member of his senior management team. Still. He was exceedingly thirsty.
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20 Aug 2024
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The Lightness of You by Rend_Herring
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jun 2019
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God should not have built them with such discrepancy, made them need for love, and long for wholeness, then left them to their own devices.
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15 Jul 2024
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This Soul Outstreaming by Rend_Herring
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Aug 2019
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“Why did you come here?” Aziraphale interrupts. “Why do you keep doing this?” All the saving, he means, all the chasing after Aziraphale he does. It can’t only be that he’s not keen to endure a replacement. That can’t be it, not anymore. He’s going to get himself in trouble, and then it’ll be Aziraphale’s fault.
Crowley’s mouth shuts with a click. He shifts uncomfortably in his seat, reaches for the handle of the fork and taps his fingertips against it before setting his hands in his lap.
When he speaks, it’s very soft. “Don’t you know?” he asks.
Aziraphale, unnaccustomed to his heart refusing to translate why it throbs with such haste, shakes his head.
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14 Jul 2024
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The Albatross by rfsmiley for everybody_lives
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Oct 2020
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Two voyages, separated by about three hundred years.
Or: the hike from the Left Hand of Darkness, if the husbands had done it on the ocean instead, and then also gone on a cruise afterwards.- Language:
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- 3/3
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09 Jul 2024
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the two shepherds of uruk by inkatesbush
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Oct 2023
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After Aziraphale goes back to Heaven with the Metatron, Crowley reflects.
And 4,400 years ago in 2407 BC, in the city of Uruk in ancient Sumer, he and Aziraphale fall in love with humanity, and each other.
“What are you doing here?” asked Aziraphale.
Crowley felt himself start to smile. “I should ask you the same. What are you thinking, coming here with your wings out and the blessed light of Heaven raining down upon you? You’re scaring the mortals.”
Aziraphale blushed. Crowley dutifully looked away. It felt disrespectful not to.
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24 Jun 2024
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After Aziraphale’s decision, Crowley chooses coffee, not death. Life goes, painfully, on, and Crowley does his best to adapt to his new lonely existence.
It hurts. Until it suddenly doesn’t.
Someone has opened the Book of Life and erased Aziraphale’s name.
Old habits kick in, but how can Crowley save someone whose existence has been destroyed and forgotten?
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17 Jun 2024
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Hell Freezes Over by charliebrown1234, Turcote
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Oct 2019
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The year is 2002, and Crowley and Aziraphale are sent to Alaska to investigate a decommissioned entrance to Hell. What could possibly go wrong?
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28 May 2024
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A compilation of all 21 covers submitted for the cover art contest for my post-s2 Good Omens fanfiction, how do we turn on the light? Please feel free and comment beneath your favorites, and give your appreciation to the artists on Tumblr if you can! Thank you to everyone who participated <3
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27 May 2024
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Blame It on the Goose by almaasi
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
04 Oct 2019
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Village shenanigans AU where neighbours Aziraphale and Crowley are given the runaround by a particularly rude goose.
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When Anthony J. Crowley moves to a pleasant English village, he expects to begin a peaceful life, gardening and minding his own business. He pretends not to notice his new neighbour, some flamboyant toff named Azira-something, who seems to do nothing but eat, and illustrate birds. But there’s a horrible goose on the loose, and it and its friends are causing a disturbing amount of havoc. Stealing shoes, squashing flowers, unlocking gates, tangling hosepipes... and sending Crowley out of the house with no clothes on in the middle of the night to borrow some underpants from the aforementioned neighbour. The entire population of Lower Tadfield is in uproar over these innocent-looking monsters. Something must be done! If Aziraphale and Crowley have to team up to defeat a gaggle of psychotic geese, so be it. And if they happen to like each other more than expected, so be that, too. What good is a peaceful life without a dear friend, anyhow?
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21 Apr 2024
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A Curious Case of Miracles on Marlborough Street by akfedeau
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Nov 2019
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After stopping the apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale finally take the next step in their six-thousand-year friendship. But when a spate of miracles sweeps across Soho and Mayfair, they realize their amorous escapades may have an unintended side effect. As they scramble to restore balance and an archangel arrives to investigate, Heaven and Hell’s messengers learn that you can never have too much of a good thing.
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16 Apr 2024
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small infinities and all that by JustStandingHere
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Jul 2019
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And there it is, isn’t it? Something they’ve known for a long time, but haven’t named it. Have been too scared to name it. Something that speaks in their bones, in the space between them.
Crowley and Aziraphale are turned human. This is the aftermath.
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07 Apr 2024
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Aziraphale ascends to the highest level of the Archangels. And he remembers—well. It’s not important what he remembers.
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- 22/?
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03 Apr 2024
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Galaxies Collide by Phoenix_Soar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 May 2020
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As an Angel, it's impossible for Aziraphale to miss the flashes of love he has been sensing from Crowley since the Beginning. Even harder to miss is the fact that he is very clearly the object of that overwhelming affection.
But an Angel and a Demon can't be together. (Can they?)
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- Part 2 of Scattering Stars Like Dust
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01 Jan 2024
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Matching Stand Mixers by AClever_Username
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Nov 2019
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The gbbo au literally nobody asked for
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- Part 1 of gbbo au
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- 8/8
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23 Dec 2023
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Gone are the glory days when space exploration was novel and exciting and respectable. When astronauts were revered as heroes. No more Yuri Gagarins or Buzz Aldrins or Neil Armstrongs. Two centuries after Sally Ride and Chris Hadfield were celebrated for their achievements, space had become the frontier of the working class.
As opportunities went down and inequalities went up on Earth, droves of blue-collar workers flocked to the skies to make a living. They put their lives in the hands of money-grubbing CEOs so their families could eat and they could afford to live on the levels higher than the smog line. By 2210 there were operations on every planet and nearly half the two hundred moons in the solar system. In 2233 Dominion Mining had built Ambition on Styx.
A mining crew and a geologist and a moon on the edge of collapse. What could possibly go wrong? Turns out, pretty much everything.
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- 17/17
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09 Nov 2023
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you're not a religious person (but) by isozyme
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Aug 2019
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"I'm in a bit of a pickle, my dear," Aziraphale said over the telephone.
Crowley was seized by immediate fury. Not even a decade, and they're at it again, he thought viciously. You'd think they'd be embarrassed enough to stay out of things for a few centuries at least, after botching the apocalypse like that.
"Who's done something to you?" hissed Crowley.
"Ah," said Aziraphale, in the quiet tone of someone who didn't mean to learn someone else's secrets and was mildly sheepish about it. "This crossword clue -- I'm stuck -- 1980s French fencer, thought you might know. It's eight letters and has a Q in it."
"Trinquet," Crowley snapped, in the tone of someone who had revealed one of his secrets and was annoyed about it.
An account pertaining to the cultivation of figs, the ecstasy of St. Theresa of Avila, the ontological uncertainty of mammoths, the nature of temptation, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the ten years following the end of the world.
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05 Nov 2023
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Variations On An Arrangement by hanap
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio)
28 Feb 2021
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Crowley tenses as the demon lifts its glamour, revealing its corporeal form to Crowley—a male-shaped corporation, dressed in an impeccably tailored black suit with a red tie. The demon reaches up and pulls off his dark sunglasses, uncovering the sharp yellow-gold of his slitted eyes.
Crowley’s jaw drops. “Who the fuck are you?”
“Anthony J. Crowley,” the demon drawls, raising an eyebrow at him.
[In which three different Crowleys go on an adventure to rescue the Aziraphales who have gotten displaced in the multiverse.]
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- Part 1 of Worlds In Parallel
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23 Oct 2023
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some faith (the slow show fandom remix) by attheborder, curtaincall for mia_ugly
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Slow Show - mia_ugly
02 Dec 2019
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Honest to god why have all of my favorite Warlock fic writers switched to RPF during the hiatus like yes fine they have chemistry but PLEASE don’t make me look at those summaries when scrolling through my subscriptions -___-anthonaveries
shhh… just come to the dark side…..woodsandwitches
hey, at least if anthony and avery fuck it’s in a warm hotel room rather than on a cold forest floor. i can’t help it if i hate reading about sexual situations where there’s a real danger of getting dirt up your ass!!!!!!!!!!!!- Language:
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26 Sep 2023
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“You’re staring.”
“Oh dear,” says Aziraphale, completely unapologetic. “How rude of me.”
Crowley begins to smile something slow, bright, and lovely, but he schools it with a bite to his lower lip. Aziraphale thinks of the way he looked two millennia ago, pressed up against the wall with Aziraphale's blessing healing his wounds, the only demon to experience divine ecstasy and live to tell the tale. How Aziraphale's hands itch to do it again, and again, and again. Crowley opens his mouth as if to say something, but then stops and spins around instead to go back to stirring the curry.
“Shut up,” he says to the stove, flustered.
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08 Sep 2023