RadPlatypus
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Sometimes only sunshine can make it better, somtimes only the rain. James will be her sunshine, her rain.
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You must always listen to mermaids, my dear.
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Crunchy Frogs and Crushes by Department_of_Depravity
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Apr 2026
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Theo Nott proposes a terrible party game slash eating contest one Friday night at the Leaky Cauldron.
Hermione should and does know better than to accept the challenge, but when one piece of platinum blond wizardry flashes that infuriating smirk, there is very little she can do to resist.
As always, Draco Malfoy succeeds at getting under her skin, and the consequences of the game... they might turn out to be either mortifying or very interesting.
The reward for winning the contest? It's written on a folded napkin - waiting to reveal who's been far too infatuated for quite some time.
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- Part 2 of The twoshots: Falling in love & lust
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11 Apr 2026
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While on a mission to resolve a conflict between two nations, Hermione Granger finds herself facing dangers far greater than political intrigue. This time, the stakes extend beyond diplomacy — her life is on the line.
Assigned to protect her is one of the Ministry’s most elite Aurors. Draco Malfoy, a former Death Eater, is given orders that quietly diverge from Granger’s official objectives.
There is only one directive he intends to see through to the end: Hermione Granger must survive — no matter the cost.
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11 Apr 2026
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you and me from the night before (hold on to the memories) by Minicows
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2024
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It's New Years Eve at the Burrow and Bill just wants to pass out in bed. It's not his fault that his brother told him the wrong room. And it certainly isn't his fault that the room is too dark to tell that the witch in his bed isn't his wife.
Hermione Granger-Weasley and Bill Weasley are unhappily married to other people and accidentally fall in bed together and decide to stay there.
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25 May 2025
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I'm Never Lonely When I'm With You by PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2021
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"I won’t take the room." She shakes her head emphatically. "Living with you is totally out of the question."
"Obviously."
“But if I did—"
His brow furrows. "Would you?"- Language:
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22 Jan 2025
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Trapped together in the Malfoy Manor greenhouse, Hermione is dying and Draco will do anything to rescue her.
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16 Dec 2024