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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    “Shane.” Ilya says sharply, “You are wearing my jersey.” His tone is low, hungry, and he’s looking at Shane like he wants to devour him where he stands.

    Suddenly, it clicks in Shane’s head. 

    “Yeah I am. You got a problem with that?” Shane grins slyly, taking a step closer, his face no more than a hairsbreadth away from Ilya’s own as he purrs, “Captain Rozanov?”

     

    (Featuring Ilya Rozanov’s possessive streak and how he loses his mind seeing Shane in his jersey. Also turning the word ‘Captain’ into a kink bc this is Hollanov we’re talking about.)

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    12 Sep 2026

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    'This is what happens when the social media manager for the Ottawa Centaurs just finished rewatching the entirety of The Office for the 3rd time'

    “What a fucking nerd,” Ilya laughed, his eyes following Shane across the ice. The camera swung between them before eventually landing back on Ilya.

    “I want to eat him,”

    Luca blinked at him, horror slowly etching onto his face.

    “Like...sexually or...literally?

    Behind the camera, Harris cleared his throat to remind them of his presence. Ilya’s eyes never left Shane, who was still berating Troy by citing some charts from his clipboard.

    “Yes,” 

    Haas looked into the camera in utter fear.

    Alternatively, The Office Fic

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    10 Sep 2026

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    Cliff: You want me too break your nose?! (Ilya is on a sex ban and would do anything to get out of it. Anything.)

    Yuna: She can't stop herself from peaking, to make sure Ilya can calm Shane down - she see's something else. (Shane has a meltdown and Ilya calms him down through the power of a biting kink)

    Scott/Kip: What do you mean i remind you of your brother? What do you mean you don't know your a bottom? (Ilya and Scott finally talk and become friends. Shane and Kip are talking about sex. Kip introduces the concept of BDSM. Kip has regrets.)

    Hayden: First he fails at convincing Shane to become his third, then walks in on him getting his back blown out, then Shane gets kidnapped. Oh no.

    Svetlana: Plane crash rewrite - somehow this leads to Svetlana following Shane up a mountain in hopeless rescue attempt

    Ilya: My dick too big and my bitch too hot (Shane is in SubSpace then the hotel fire alarm goes off, the team finds out something new)

    Luca: what’s a BDSM relationship? (Luca sees some stuff that sets of an internal alarm)

    Harris and Troy: Recording shit they shouldn’t

    Or a collection of one shots of people clocking how unhinged Ilya and Shane are for each.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    After Shane films an obscenely slutty advertisement for a sports drink company, the whole goddamn world decides he’s their new favorite sex symbol. Ilya reacts perfectly normally to this latest development.

    Or, 5 times Ilya is consumed with jealousy over his own fucking boyfriend + 1 time Shane shows him who he really belongs to.

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    07 Sep 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    "Do you want your reward now? Does my good boy want to get his reward for taking his punishment so well?" Ilya asked, grabbing Shane by the short hairs on his upper neck, forcing his head back so he could look at him. Shane nodded, whispering a hoarse, "Yes." Ilya rearranged Shane's limp body in his arms until he held him like a baby, Shane letting out a sigh at the comfort of being held so tightly. He really liked having a lot of pressure on his body. Struggling to keep his eyes open, he blinked up at the sky, lazily looking over the dark grey waves created by the thick rain clouds begging to be allowed to break open. He felt Ilya's body shift against his own, straining his muscles to reach for his cigarettes without letting go of Shane.

    ******

    After years of being in a relationship, Shane has not only gotten used to Ilya smoking, but has also developed an attraction to it. On a humid summer afternoon, Ilya decides that it is time for Shane to learn how to smoke properly, losing his last bit of innocence to Ilya.

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    05 Sep 2026

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