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All For the Sake of Compassion by RealButchHartman
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Five Nights at Freddy's
07 Jun 2026
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Juno was just here to do a quick home visit for a client. Yes, she had two week of her calendar blocked out. But that was the usual for every single booking. Next thing she knows she’ll be in New York City.
All she was here to do was a quick seance, and maybe even some minor spirit resting. But nothing in her profession never goes right for her. Maybe this time it won’t end up blowing up in her face again.
Never mind. Sigh. Here we go again.
Beta’d by Friend Of Loki
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Puzzle 2: To throw a baby shower (Aka. The sequel nobody asked for.) by RealButchHartman
Fandoms: Layton Kyouju Series | Professor Layton Series
05 Apr 2026
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You can just skip the fic this is a sequel to lol.
“I still can’t believe she is talking now,” Chloe said, “Oh I remember when she was just so little. Just six months old making little cooing noises. It’s been so long now, times have just been slipping away. Seven and a half months! Greeting us to the class!”
“When do you think she’s going to say bye,” Rochelle asked, looking upwards at the balloon displays. Many of which were aimed towards retirement and funerals.
Harper shrugged, “Properly when she’s eight months. I’m more excited for when she can say archeology.”
“At the progress she’s going at, she’ll probably be able to say that at a year old, right on the dot.” Chloe explained excitedly, finger pointed up at the ceiling.
“What about this one,” Rochelle asked, pointing at a balloon saying ‘It’s a girl!’
“I mean, Harper started, “If he hasn’t realized by now….”
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Puzzle 001: The baby fiasco (I blame this fic for all my problems) by RealButchHartman
Fandoms: Layton Kyouju Series | Professor Layton Series
11 Aug 2025
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“Wait, wait,” Harper waved her hands around her head. Dirt building 102 homework already forgotten. “How does one get themselves a baby?”
Rochelle twirled a piece of her hair, and smirked in the grad students direction. “Well when a Professor and a mommy love each other very much…”
“Stop stop,” she slammed her hands over her ears, “I’ve already been traumatized by Jr. High sex Ed. No need to make it worse. Stop laughing, Chloe! Like you want to imagine your professor having sex!!”
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