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{Waterboy hiccupped, pressing his grip more tightly into his arms. Rough scratches were already turning into welts on his skin. Finally, he sat up. His lower abdomen heaved harshly, a few stretch marks webbing a slight pouch. Before Robert could begin to come to the conclusion himself, Waterboy opened his legs, whimpering. When Robert looked down, he could see a head emerging from him.
His ears began to ring so loudly that he can barely hear Waterboy sobbing beside him. He couldn't force himself not to freeze this time, staring at the head and back at Waterboy's tear and water soaked face. He tried to speak, but his voice only came out in erratic bursts.
“You- but we only- it's been- I’m not-”}
Things happen quickly sometimes. One minute, you're waking up regretting a one night stand, the next minute, you're in the NICU staring down your future. Robert and Waterboy try to figure out their relationship, parenthood, and maybe fall in love along the way. It's messy, but worth it in the end.
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The Heart's Undoing by Redpipecleaners
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
29 May 2025
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Jayce knew what loss felt like, and he never wanted to deal with such a thing again if he could help it. He completely shut out the idea, but after an incident, all of his feelings come rushing back, along with new, more twisted ones that lead him to believe he doesn't deserve the life that he has, even the worst parts.
In other words, Jayce doesn't find out that he's pregnant until the day he gives birth. He and Viktor are left to deal with the aftermath.
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Lost Time by Redpipecleaners
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
18 Apr 2025
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After nearly twenty years away, Viktor returns to Piltover with a new job. Honestly, he probably still doesn't fit in, but he has hopes. Not high hopes, but hopes nonetheless. On his first day back, he finds the coffee shop and book store he frequented in college and is drawn to it. He keeps going back when he becomes acquaintances with a teenage girl who works there. Little does he know, his entire world is going to get flipped upside down and backwards.
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A year and a half after another major disaster in Cody's life, things have started to change for the better. There's still some things that he needs to fix though.
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- Part 5 of Otherwordly Oddities
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If Doctor Morroco had succeeded in kidnapping Cody for his plans, what would have happened?
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A casual holiday party with the team, Robert was the only fool to have been genuine about secret santa.
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- Part 2 of flambert x-shots
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08 Oct 2026
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you've already won me over (in spite of me) by snapdragonsuplex
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
09 Oct 2026
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“I have something I need to say to you.”
He can practically hear Robert roll his eyes.
“If you’re just gonna call me a bitch again—”
“No, I’m not. Just…”
He glances over at Robert, who looks confused.
“This is fuckin’ hard for me, so just… just shut up until I’m done, yeah?”
Robert frowns, but nods.
Chad swallows the lump in his throat, then closes his eyes and takes a deep breath.
“... I’m sorry.”
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Three months post-Shroud, Flambae and Robert finally hash things out.
Then Robert starts acting weird.
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04 Oct 2026
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@r.robertsonIII tweets with a photo and a caption
A selfie of him standing outside, holding Beef in his other arm. He smiles at the camera, hair slightly tousled and the first button of his SDN work shirt undone.
I was informed of my new fame and decided to finally make an account. Glad to see that my work behind a desk doesn’t go unrecognised. This is Beef :)
@velocipastor retweets with caption
holy fuck they really do have the wrong guy behind the desk
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03 Oct 2026
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One of the worst times to have delayed-onset post-nut clarity is the moment the epidural hits. Ask Robert how he knows.
In Robert's defense, he was 21 and no one makes good decisions when they're 21. Nine months after a very enjoyable but objectively stupid one night stand, he comes face to face with the result of his decisions. And he loves her. He loves her so damn much that after coming back from a 3 month coma, 3 months of recovery, and one really unpleasant press conference announcing his retirement, he takes the first job he's offered.
Blonde Blazer's deal is definitely too good to be true, but Robert's damn good at making the best of a bad situation. This one, though, might just stretch him to his limits. Mentoring and wrangling a bunch of former villains is difficult enough on its own, but when one of those villains is the very guy who knocked Robert up almost twelve years prior, who not only remembers him, but apparently remembers him fondly enough to hit on him Day One? Yeah. Well.
Things could be worse, right?
(Spoiler Alert: They get worse.)
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08 Sep 2026
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An Idiot's Guide to Lust and Other Weird Substances by Skarchived
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
26 Sep 2026
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“Rapture,” Robert says. “Like… The drug from the Spider-Man comics?”
“I don’t know, do I look like a fucking nerd to you?”
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More than a year after the defeat of Shroud, a new villain has officially entered the chat, and she's brought something truly heinous to the table. She's got revenge on her mind and dreams of a utopian Los Angeles she's willing to level the city for. Her weapon of choice is... let's say, unique. Z-Team's year of laid back success is at an end and the era of too many struggles to pick from has arrived. Suspicions of a mole in SDN, a dubious substance, both deadly and alluring for sale on the streets, corporate meddling threatening to tear the team apart, cabin fever induced by wood panels and popcorn ceilings and steel walls... The list goes on.
Forced into a close quarters lockdown amidst the growing crisis, Robert and Chad are no longer able to ignore the tension that's lingered between them. Unfortunately for everyone around them, they're also too maladjusted to address that tension like normal people. Investigating the new Big Bad in town is about to get weird.
If only having sex could make things simpler, instead of so much worse.
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03 Sep 2026