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    Will and Mike accidentally overhear a couple talking dirty over the walkie, and start repeating some of the filthy phrases to each other for shits and giggles. What starts as a joke, soon turns into something they can't stop doing – and can’t tell anyone about.

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    Mike and Will start talking dirty to each other for fun. What they don't consider is that it would accidentally turn them on.

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    14 Aug 2026

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    Una motherfucking obra de fucking arte le comería la boca a lameparties si la conociera

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    “Is it cause you used to have a crush on me?” Mike asked, abruptly.

    “What!” It was Will’s turn to blush harder, giving him a glare reserved for Mike Wheeler and Mike Wheeler only. “No. God. That was ages ago. I’ve been past that for a long time.”

    Mike motioned like he’d made his point. “See? So? It wouldn’t be weird.”

    So, Mike likes guys. Fine, Will can live with that. Except now Mike's worried about having fallen behind and would really like some help practicing how to kiss a guy from his also-into-guys best friend. And Will is trying really, really hard to be a good mentor to him, so what is he going to do, say no?

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    30 May 2026

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    It was amazing, start to finish. I read the first 17 chapters all in one go, went to sleep at 1 am when I had to wake up at 5 am to go to work and I still regret NOTHING about it, because I was worth every single jawn I had to let out the next morning

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    After El's disappearance, Mike struggles to come to terms with what it means to only realise you didn't love someone when they are already gone and you can't talk to them about it anymore.
    But time passes as it always does, and Mike finds that the answers to all his questions have always been right in front of him in the form of one Will Byers.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    Perdí la cuenta de las veces que mi estómago sintió mariposas🥹

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    “You should’ve seen the way you ran in here, man. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you move so fast.” His roommate takes a long pull of the joint dangling in his fingers. “You’re fuckin’ whipped, bro.”

    Mike knows he looks stupid, unable to control the way his eyebrows furrow and his lips curl in complete confusion. Then his roommate rolls his eyes and makes a gesture like he’s cracking a whip, complete with sound effect. His cheeks heat up, the realization suddenly dawning on him.

    He thinks Mike was on the phone to his girlfriend.

    He thinks Mike has a girlfriend.

    He thinks that Will is Mike’s girlfriend.

    Everyone at college thinks Mike has a girlfriend. There's just one problem. The 'girlfriend' in question is Will Byers. Mike's best friend. Platonic with a capital P. He's so screwed.

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    01 Apr 2026

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    Thank you, good lord, for allowing me to read this

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    You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You and the stranger both like Dungeons & Dragons.

    Stranger: rp? i rp as a cleric!! pref for paladins but not picky :-) open to explicit (i’m 20), but wanting plot driven. i have prompts

    You: Hey :)

    You: Paladin here. Also open to explicit and also 20. What kind of prompts do you have?

    In which Mike has a thing for sassy clerics and D&D roleplay on Omegle.

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    11 Mar 2026