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  1. Public Bookmark 59

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    Adulting by any other name would still be a proper bish. Rose is struggling to keep up at St Mungo's, Al is mending a broken heart and Malfoy... well. Malfoy's a prat. A good looking prat, but a prat nonetheless. They're all doing their best and failing miserably.

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    06 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    The premise: A 7th year Next Gen fic with the works: head students who dislike each other, a prank gone too far, and teenagers with very complicated feelings.

    The set: Hogwarts castle; specifically a head student office, one particular girl's dormitory, and a half finished Fwooper enclosure

    The cast: an army of Weasley cousins and one Malfoy
    (as well as some others, but honestly there's just so many Weasleys)

     

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    23 Sep 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    Lorcan and Lysander Scamander aren't sure why the surprise addition to their family had to be a little sister instead of something fun, like a dragon or a kneazle. They resolve to teach her quidditch.

    Scorpius can't understand why everyone other than him is so painfully stupid (best friend included) or disastrously red-headed.

    Albus wonders why this girl can recognize almost any animal track found in the Forbidden Forest, but cannot identify when a boy is flirting with her. He resolves to destroy her in quidditch.

    Draco theorizes that his incessant curiosity will be the end of him, if his newfound and unwelcome reacquaintance with the Potter-Weasley brood doesn't do the job first.

    Harry contemplates how he can stop the world from ending again, and why it feels so much harder than the last time. And whether consuming firewhiskey would help him solve his cases quicker.

    [ and all the other characters wonder why they didn't get their own shoutout ]
    *editing*

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    26 Oct 2022

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    Bits and bobs from the Seventh Horcrux sequel that I do not intend to write…but I do have several thousand words worth of content that may amuse you.

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    11 Jul 2022

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    He thinks about how he’ll have a quill in his hand more often than a hammer and it feels like a punishment, “But I don't want it.”

    Gilly shrugs, “Gettin’ what you want won’t fill people’s bellies.”

    How would you know? he thinks bitterly, I’ve never gotten it before.

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    30 Mar 2022