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    “I cannot talk about this anymore,” Ilya says. Hiccups. “Unless you have read somewhere there’s a magical sex position that cures hiccups, I—”

    Shane makes an interesting sound. Ilya’s head snaps up. Shane is making intense eye contact with the wall next to them, and he’s pink - pinker than he would usually be from being pressed against a door and kissed. And, crucially, he’s gone rock hard against Ilya’s thigh. Ilya is fucking delighted.

    “Hollander,” he says. Thrilled. “There is a sex position that cures hiccups?”

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    Ilya Rozanov gets fingered.

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    Shane ended the most significant relationship of his life because he believed the truth would destroy them both.

    Months later, Ilya comes out anyway.

    The catastrophe Shane spent years running from never arrives.

    The league moves on.
    Teammates rally around Ilya.
    Sponsors call.
    He falls in love again.
    He begins building a life defined not by secrecy, but by ordinary joys: a home, a future, arguments about adopting a dog.

    Left behind by a future he never thought possible, Shane is forced to confront an unsettling question: if the world didn't end for Ilya, what has all of his fear really been protecting?

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    01 Oct 2026

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    Shane fucks up his career, blocks his situationship, begins an ill-advised slut era, gets outed, traded, and forced to rebuild his life. It's kind of a worst case scenario.

    Or: The consequences of Shane Hollander's slump.

    [Posted as a full, completed fic with art for the Hollanov Big Bang ❤️]

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    24 Sep 2026

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    "Shane is too pure, too perfect, to deserve being fucked with. People think he's some pushover or too nice and sweet to fight back but Ilya knows how he really is, and he knows Shane can easily handle his own problems. That isn't the point. Shane can fight his own battles but he wants Ilya to fight his battles sometimes because they both get off on it. They both enjoy the foreplay of it, and the unspoken possessiveness of don't fuck with what's mine. Don't fuck with my person."

    Or, instead of communicating about their feelings towards one another they instead show affection through being menaces and fucking over people who do the other wrong. This really comes to a head when someone leaks an old sex tape of Ilya Rozanov.

    Tbh actually a lot more soft and loving than I originally thought it'd be but I'm rolling with it.

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    05 Sep 2026

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    The problem with Happily Ever After is, well, the After.

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