Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
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Things That Are Broken... by Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
Fandoms: Now You See Me (2013)
08 Dec 2016
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"...Can Always Be Fixed"
SLIGHT AU: What would happen is circumstances were a bit different for the youngest horseman? If life was a bit more difficult, if he'd turned out just a little more broken... From First Sightings, to First Meetings, through pain and injury and love and family... Meet Jack Wilder and the family fate chose for him. -
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The Realisation of Stiles, otherwise known as 'Stiles the Whore'
In which Stiles realises something about herself and wonders how in hell and God's name with all her infinite genius she could've missed it.
'But when she thinks about it… She has actually… with all of them… "Oh god," Stiles groans. "I'm a whore…"'
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Long Story Short (It Was A Bad Time) Or AIs Don't Forget by peacockgirl
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
07 Dec 2022
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Turns out magic doesn't affect AIs. Karen is Peter's only link to his old life, and helps him hold on when he gets low.
Meanwhile, in Upstate New York, Tony struggles with the inexplicable certainty that he's lost a kid.Until Peter gets hurt, and Karen tells FRIDAY ...
Set in that wonderful AU world where Tony survives Endgame, and our boy (eventually) gets all the hugs he needs and deserves.
Runner up in the 2022 Iron Dad Creator Awards Fixer-Upper Category
Winner of the 2023 Iron Dad Creator Awards Fixer-Upper CategorySeries
- Part 1 of Finding the Way Home
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05 Oct 2026
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Your Heart Changed (mine stayed the same) by CianMars
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
21 Jan 2021
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Peter Parker is back but 5 years into the future and the world has changed. Peter goes home with May only to find she had moved on, with a husband and two kids.
Peter struggles to find his place in this new family with a strict step uncle, the longer he's there the harder he finds it to stay on his good side, uncertain if May will believe him.Contains physical abuse, emotional/verbal abuse, and May Parker being neglectful at the very least.
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05 Oct 2026
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a year safe in your heart by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Mar 2026
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“And you’re sure there’s nothing for you?” David says suddenly. “You’re not—you’re feeling okay? You’re not sick? Shane wouldn’t have any reason to think that you’re sick?”
Ilya blinks and turns to him. “I am fine. Totally fine. Better than fine, even, before today.”
“It’s just—Shane’s acting like you’re dying, Ilya.”
“Not as far as I’m aware,” says Ilya. “And I do not think he would learn this before me.”
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The summer before Ilya joins the Centaurs, Shane wakes up nervous. It doesn't stop from there.
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- Part 1 of anonymous cottage collection
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in my defense, it wasn't me by kyunniebb
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
02 Apr 2025
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the one where peter parker got outed by the official stark industries account and suddenly he is new york's newest social media celebrity (with an additional avengers following).
/also please someone stop him from actually creating a spider-man account to get the attention off him/
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01 Oct 2026
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Drown Out the Sound Of Rain by SuperAwesome40
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
18 Jul 2025
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"Gotham isn’t exactly known for sunshine and rainbows, but it’s been four days, and the pouring rain is starting to feel a bit excessive. It makes no sense to be out and about when you can’t see more than three feet in front of you, and the rain feels as sharp as needles.
For Jason, it’s hell. "
OR: Jason is trapped in the manor because of a storm when it comes to his attention he hasn't seen Dick in a while.
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01 Oct 2026