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    Hayden Pike and his group chat of coworkers are pretty sure their new manager Shane has a parasocial obsession with a professional hockey player.

    He talks about him constantly, knows everything about him, watches every game, and even has candid photos of him that are definitely not available through conventional sources. So naturally, they decide to intervene to find him a man who actually knows he exists.

    Shane, for his part, has no idea what they're talking about.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    The NHL keeps a Central Registry of every team’s Emergency Backup Goaltender, or EBUG, an individual who must be prepared to play for either the home or visiting team should both goalies be taken out of commission. When the Registry was digitized in the mid 90’s a clerical error was made, and David Hollander has remained on file as Montreal’s EBUG. When Boston plays a preseason game in Montreal at the beginning of the 2017/2018 season, both of their goalies are taken out and David Hollander suddenly finds himself in the net in Boston black and yellow.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    “You still want me to blow you later, yes?” Ilya murmurs a few minutes later, after he reluctantly pulls his fingers from Hollander’s mouth and washes his hands under the tap. His hands fall to either side of Hollander’s thighs where they rest on the counter.

    Hollander only whines and nods his head hard enough that it knocks against Ilya’s shoulder, Ilya grabs the back of his neck and pulls him down. Hollander groans thankfully, panting wetly into his shoulder. Ilya doesn’t even care that Hollander is definitely smearing spit all over his tuxedo.

    “You need to get through the rest of the night then,”

    “But this feels so good.” Hollander slurs against his shoulder.

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    or: small diversion from the bathroom scene in episode 2, in which Shane falls a little too hard too fast into subspace, and needs some help from ilya

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    07 Jul 2026

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    I am in hell, Ilya thinks. He's awkwardly hard in his cup and layers of gear. He can't focus. How the fuck is Hollander functioning like this? Is he actually so gifted at hockey that he can play at this level and still have space to let the sex demon in his brain run rampant? Is this what he's like all the time? (Now with bonus ch 2!)

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Hollander as an opponent has always been focused and precise and an absolute nightmare for a defenseman, the kind of player you dread facing.

    Hollander as a teammate is…well, he’s still focused and precise, and intense about every drill and lift and film session to the point of being more than a little intimidating.

    Hollander on five-and-a-half beers and just as many chalupas is something else entirely.

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    The Centaurs get to know Shane Hollander.

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    19 Jun 2026