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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    “Like, if it’s all,” Satoru wriggles his fingers in front of his stomach and makes this dumb, glugluglu, sound, “Why don’t you just, like..” He points. Upwards. With some very sharp shoving gestures, “My man. I cannot be the only one who’s thought about this.”

    “Get out.”

    “Are you going to stick them up your butt?”

    “Get out!”

     

    Or in an attempt at amending his best friends mental decline, Satoru discovers that sticking things up butts is much more relevant to the plot than we all assumed.

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    27 Aug 2026

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    crack written well i am CRYINGGGG gods

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    There is no clear moment, not really, but there is one that sticks out in his mind, when he knew with a sickening sort of thud inside him, a punch to the jaw in an anything goes bare-fist fight, no chance to hide his weak spots in the aftermath.

    “No.” Suguru says, enunciating carefully, as though his lack of diction is the issue.

    “But Suguru,” Satoru whines, heavy on the last syllable, and Suguru can feel Shoko shift beside him.

    “Why do you say his name like that?” She snips before Satoru can continue with his impassioned plea or Suguru can try to intercede, cut him off. “Just say it normal, be normal.” She kicks out and misses Satoru, standing at the edge of the bed, and hits Suguru, who grunts in response. “Oops.”

    Suguru waves it off.

    “When is he ever normal?” He asks, rolling his eyes at her. Shoko snorts out a laugh, her leg resting over Suguru’s shin, a comforting warmth.

    “So true.” Shoko responds, flicking open her phone.

    “I’m literally right here.” Satoru practically shouts, tossing his sunglasses haphazardly onto Suguru’s bedside table, “terrible friendship, terrible friends,” and Suguru closes his eyes because he knows what is coming next, “Suguru,” Satoru whines again.

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    24 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 63

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    Guideverse. The adventures of Esper Okkotsu Yuuta and his Guide, Inumaki Toge.

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    01 Aug 2026

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    In which Sukuna is a reluctant wingman and regrets his life decisions deeply due to one hopeless brat's exasperating pining.

    AKA a fic in which Sukuna hates slow burn. And existence itself.

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    27 Jul 2026

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    😂😂😂

  5. Public Bookmark 25

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    The first time Kidd saw Trafalgar Law, it was in a newspaper.

    The first time Kidd kissed Trafalgar Law, it was on a warm night in Wano.

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    17 Jun 2026