Shalamarr
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Stede Bonnet is 18 and about to start college. His entire life is mapped out for him - first college, then working for his father at BonnetCorp, then marriage to Mary Allamby - and that's the way he likes it.
Ed Teach is also 18 and about to start college as well. He's got plans for his life, and those plans don't include romance. He's ambitious and a bit of a hound, and that's the way HE likes it.
Two worlds are about to collide.
An "Our Flag Means Pride" Fundraiser commission fic. The title comes from the song "Impossible" from Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella, for reasons that will become clear!
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Stede's having a bad day. His toaster has stopped working, his library book has gone missing, and now his bathroom lights won't turn on. It's like he's been cursed ...
... or possibly blessed, because the guy who's come to fix his lights - one Ed Teach, owner of Blackbeard's Lighting, Lamps and LEDs - is just Stede's type. Trouble is, Stede can't bring himself to ask Ed out, and once the fix is complete, Ed will leave his life forever - or will he? What if Stede's lights break down again and again for some bizarre reason?
This is for Wednesday of Week 3 of Fluffvember 2025. Dialogue - "You're like the break in my day"/"Promise?".
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Stede looked over his shoulder to give Ed a come-hither smile, then he froze. His face became scarlet. “Oh dear!”.
“Hm? What’s wrong?”.
“Er … good afternoon!”, said a voice in an English accent.
Ed’s erection flagged as though he’d been doused with a bucket of icy water. They never got visitors, not ever, so why now?. He instinctively put out his hand to block Stede’s arse from view while turning to glare at the intruder, his other hand planted aggressively on his hip.
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Ed and Stede are just about to get up to some sexy shenanigans at their inn when they get an uninvited visitor. Who is he, what does he want, and will Ed be forced to murder him and bury him in the garden before the day is over?
This is for Friday of Week 1 of Fluffvember 2025 - Canon and Post-Canon. It was inspired by delightful art created by Ed Zeppelin, and it can be seen on Bluesky here. They'd said that they'd like to see what fics people could come up with - well, this one's mine!
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I always thought that if Jack and Evelyn - two of my favourite OFMD characters - ever met, the results would be, shall we say, interesting. So, when Murder Widows Weekend (August 30 and 31, 2025) came up, I thought "Now's the time to write it."
This fic takes place after the events of Season 1, Episode 10 ("Wherever You Go, There You Are"), and it's a what-if:
What if Jack survived the cannonball attack in "We Gull Way Back"?
What if he made his way to Bridgetown, caught sight of Evelyn, and became instantly smitten?
What if Evelyn was equally intrigued?
And what if they met face-to-face under less than ideal circumstances? -
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“Yes, hello!”. The voice belonged to a man – a fellow Kiwi, Ed noted with pleased surprise – and it probably would have been musical and sweet if not for the terrible connection. “Can you hear me?”.
“Yeah, mate, I can hear you. Who am I speaking with?”.
“My name is Stede Bonnet. I’ve got a problem, and I really hope you can help me.”
“That’s what I’m here for.” Ed twirled a pen between his fingers. “What’s the problem?”. Something to do with a tax return, he was guessing. That was the usual reason why people phoned accountants.
Static. “… stop playing …”. More static.
“Sorry, what was that?”.
The static eventually abated, but now the caller’s voice was hollow and echoey, as though he was speaking from the bottom of a well. “I said that my cat won’t stop playing with my cock!”.
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This is probably the silliest thing I've ever written. You have been warned! It's for the 20th day of OFMD AU-Gust 2025. Prompts were "Sci-Fi, Plumber, Cartographer". I chose "Plumber".
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Wolfbird by OpalApparition
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Dec 2025
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Canada’s darling, Shane Hollander, is exhausted from being hockey’s perfect golden boy: controlled, closeted, chronically touch starved.
Behind an NDA and a no-phones policy in a discrete bar though, there is Rozanov, the handsome professional Dom who offers what he’s never had: permission to let go, and to be cherished as himself.
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23 Dec 2025
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After a year running the Revenge together, Ed realizes he needs to move on but he's nervous about asking Stede, once more, to go away with him.
Stede is eager to help Ed start over, but he's a bit anxious about leaving the first place he ever felt he belonged. Still, whatever the future holds, he knows he and Ed are going to face it together... forever.
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The final sequel to Midnights at the Revenge
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17 Dec 2025
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Five times Ed and Stede got off alone, and one time they got off together.
Or, Season 1 retold via the medium of wanks.
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05 Dec 2025
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You Never See The Threat Too Soon (The Ghost in the Room) by crashoutengineer
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
08 Nov 2025
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Shane Hollander wins the Stanley Cup and the come down is harrowing. He hasn't had sex in 4 months and the only person he wants to have sex with who won't destroy his life is avoiding him and who cares? He'll just find someone else to fill in.
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03 Dec 2025
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After revealing to his ex-wife that he has a boyfriend, Stede ends up promising to bring him to the Christmas Eve dinner they always have together – Stede, Mary, her new husband, and the kids.
Problem is, it's a lie. Stede has never been more single. And now, he needs a plan. Or rather, four plans.
Plan A: Find a boyfriend before Christmas Eve.
Plan B: Find someone to pretend to be his boyfriend before Christmas Eve (Lucius will jump in, if necessary, but Mary sort of knows him, so it's not ideal).
Plan C: Pretend to break up with non-existent boyfriend right before Christmas Eve. The pros are possible sympathy points, the cons are the non-zero chances that Mary will figure out there never was a boyfriend in the first place.
Plan D: Come clean.Stede really doesn't want to do plan D.
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30 Nov 2025