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All's Fair in Love and War by ShortyWasHotLikeAToaster
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII
06 Aug 2026
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AU. Wutai/Junon war. Yuffie has just become Wutai's Crown Princess. She doesn't want it, however. Will an assassination attempt on Godo's life change her mind in her role in the war between Wutai and Junon? Can she become Wutai's ruler... or will those who seek power try to take it from her by force, deceit, or some other ploy? All's Fair in Love and War.
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Better than Revenge by ShortyWasHotLikeAToaster
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII
19 Jan 2026
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Modern AU. Yuffie's boyfriend just broke up with her over text. She creates a plan for getting back at him. As Yuffie goes about destroying him she unexpectedly falls in love, forgetting all about her plan. After all, there is no better revenge than finding happiness.
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Variety is the Spice of Life by ShortyWasHotLikeAToaster
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII
03 Aug 2025
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Vincent and Yuffie have just started their relationship.
Yuffie is anxious to spice it up, Vincent is perfectly fine with vanilla cake...
But Yuffie gets what Yuffie wants, and so he lets her cook... after all, he's already admitted to being in love with her.
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To Die For by ShortyWasHotLikeAToaster
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII
21 Apr 2025
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Zombie AU. Yuffie and her friends thought it would be a fun and relaxing vacation. They didn't expect the zombie apocalypse to break out in Midgar, leaving them stranded. With the help of two mercenaries, two locals, an abandoned infantryman, and Midgar's top sniper, perhaps they might just make it out alive.
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(Dress)ed to Capture by ShortyWasHotLikeAToaster
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII
16 Sep 2024
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Yuffie only bought the dress so he could notice her. Despite their physical relationship, Yuffie wants more... little does she know she's already his.
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Bedside Manners by ethereal_mads for DancingInMoonlight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2026
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When Hermione Granger is admitted to St. Mungo's after a curse-breaking incident, Draco Malfoy expects the evening will be unpleasant in all the usual ways. Diagnostics. Paperwork. Enter an insufferable swot to argue with him about his own treatment plan, giving him an inevitable headache.
What he does not expect is sex pollen.
Then again, Draco always hypothesized that Granger would be the death of him.
Or: Hermione gets sex-pollinated, Draco tries to be ethical about it, the ususal chaos ensues.
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30 Jul 2026
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Months after the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger returns for her eighth year carrying the weight of war and searching for a way to quiet her endlessly racing mind. What begins as an innocent escape into romance novels unexpectedly throws her into Draco Malfoy's path.
A post-war Dramione romance about recovery, trust, surrender, and learning that healing doesn't always look the way you imagined.
*Rewarded with NSFW artwork at the end of the chapter
Bookmarked by ShortyWasHotLikeAToaster
13 Jul 2026