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The Sky Is My Thoughts And We're All So Small by SnailsHome
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Aug 2025
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Hermione Granger expects to be classified as Neutral. Why wouldn't she be, she's top marks at Hogwarts as a 13 year old! She's doing better than the 7th years and has been mentoring multiple students. When she gets her classification, she's shocked. Something went wrong. Her results show that she's a little. That can't be right, she's never exhibited any little behaviors before, except for the stuffed animals buried in her trunk and the near accidents she's had, but those are normal, right?
Unfortunately for Hermione, she's moving in with Narcissa Black. She's pulled from Hogwarts for the foreseeable future.
Her life has been completely upended and changed at the drop of a hat. That won't cause any issues, right?
-THIS IS NOT SEXUAL.-
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Through The Shadowy Depths Of Sadness by SnailsHome
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
25 Sep 2019
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A Soulmate AU where Nico is just blasting I'm Not Okay (I Promise) in his ears....
okay just kidding but seriously this is my first work so don't judge me too hard thx :D
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too many memes and vines, dude. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) by SnailsHome
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
14 Apr 2019
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welp I made bad decisions and hopefully this will help out while I take a break/break a take from my Solangelo fic because I NEED TO FUFILL THE MEME SIZED HOLE IN MY MEME SIZED HEART
also just a warning this might be chaotic so don't expect any upload schedule lol
jk i suck at writing help me
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Before his third year of Hogwarts has even begun, Harry faces three whole weeks of unsupervised time in Diagon Alley. In that time he takes a trip to Gringotts - and that changes everything.
Burdened with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic, and manipulating far more than he ever thought possible, Harry doesn't know who he can trust; but he knows he can't keep going that way. There's a whole world of lore and politics and history to catch up on, and the more he learns, the more Harry realises his true place in the world, and how much is being kept hidden from him. All the while, Dumbledore's twinkling eyes are constantly watching, and Harry can't let on how much he knows.
With help from unexpected places, Harry starts on a journey to end the war, and reshape the wizarding world. With how much he looks like James Potter, people have forgotten one important thing about him - he is Lily Evans' son, and she was one hell of a witch.
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Bookmarked by liam_biam (SnailsHome)
24 Sep 2025
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Lily's Boy has immaculate writing. Read during the day, don't read this at 9pm because you WILL pull an all-nighter. Yes, Liam. I know you want to read this all night but that is not allowed. (update: i keep reading this at 10pm and then fall asleep at 4am. hit count: 964)
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devils don't fly (don't expect me not to fall) by corgiss
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
24 Mar 2024
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“Did it hurt, Your Majesty?”
“Excuse me?”
“Did it hurt?” Alastor repeats, leaning closer with a leer.
“Did what hurt?” Lucifer replies, thoroughly perplexed. He tries to remember if he’d done anything that might be considered painful, recently.
Alastor’s grin turns mean—sinister, even, as his voice crackles with static. “Why, when you fell from Heaven, of course!”
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Alastor gets cocky about harassing Lucifer, flies a little too close to the sun, and they both learn some things about themselves.
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Bookmarked by liam_biam (SnailsHome)
02 Dec 2025
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im 2 chaps in and in love with this already.
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“So, Rosie.” Alastor straightened himself in his seat, taking his teacup and indulging in a sip. “Now that you’ve heard the tale, I come to you for advice on what to do with our little serpentine king. Please, enlighten me: why is Lucifer Morningstar acting so strangely around me?”
Rosie took a deep breath and set her cup on its saucer. “How’s the tea, darling?” she asked, hands folded on her lap.
Alastor blinked once, then twice. “Why, it’s lovely, as per usual.”
Rosie smiled sweetly. “Good. Not too bitter?”
“Not at all.”
“And how’re the fingers, dear? They taste alright?”
“They’re simply delightful.”
“Is your chair nice and comfortable?”
“The comfiest.”
“You’re all relaxed?”
“I’ve never felt so at home.”
“Lucifer is in love with you.”
Alastor spat out the tea he’d been drinking, which was quickly followed by a round of coughing so harsh you would think he was actively dying.
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Alastor has a chat with Rosie regarding Lucifer’s odd behavior.
Rosie finds it all quite amusing.
Alastor does not.
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Bookmarked by liam_biam (SnailsHome)
02 Dec 2025
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they're in a QPR, your honor.
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Bedtime Rituals to Try out Before the Next Angelic War by Budinca
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Apr 2024
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He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.
In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.
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Bookmarked by liam_biam (SnailsHome)
01 Dec 2025
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oh this is so perfect.
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“I- I wasn’t trying to kill myself, Professor,” Harry said softly.
Snape glared at him, only slightly less cold than usual. “Then just what were you trying to do?”
“I was just going to… cut myself.”
Snape blinked and kept his eyes closed for a moment, rolling them as he opened them once more. “Obviously.”