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    come and treat me like a crash test dummy by , ,

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)  

    10 Aug 2026

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    The universe fucking hated him.

    That was the only possible answer. Megumi wasn’t much of a theist, but this week had proven that there was a god and that god hated him specifically.

    The new hospital manager accidentally scheduling him for thirty two hours on call, Gojo ordering the ER leopard printed scrubs (not the whole hospital — just the ER), and not one but four patients who thought the supply closet was a bathroom hadn’t even been what did him in. No, those were all idiots he could handle.

    The idiots he couldn’t handle were the ones he was forced to share the road with.

    or, three times megumi failed his drivers retest and one time he passed

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    16 Aug 2026

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    bloked exits by

    Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Anime), Gachiakuta (Manga)  

    20 Feb 2026

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    Don't leave your windows open when you go to sleep unless you want someone to pay you a midnight visit.

    OR

    Four years into their complicated relationship, one girl confesses and the other loses her mind because of it.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    Child Support by

    Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses  

    09 Dec 2019

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    Felix's cat gets knocked up by his neighbor Sylvain's cat. Sylvain graciously offers to pay child support for the kittens.

    Also they are attracted to each other and dumb as hell about it.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    favour by

    Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Anime)  

    19 Jan 2026

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    …

    shotgunning with your infuriatingly hot roommate.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    Can't Afford to Fall by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    13 Sep 2020

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    Looking at Harry Potter, the Savior of the Wizarding World, curled in on himself on a classroom floor, Draco can't help but think of that scared sixteen-year-old version of himself. All he wanted was for someone to help, to save him from his own choices. And here he is, with Harry Potter pooled before him like blood on tile, needing the same.

    Draco takes a hesitant step forward. He's on the edge of something, though he doesn't know what it is yet. But there's a choice before him, one he almost doesn't want to make.

    Draco's been the potions master at Hogwarts for four years. At the beginning of his fifth year, everything looks like it'll be smooth sailing. That is, until the new Defense against the Dark Arts teacher arrives and throws all of Draco's well-considered plans out the window.

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    13 Dec 2025