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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    And to think he'd called her ridiculous for wanting a chair in the bedroom, in the corner, next to the bed that comfortably fits all three of them. What's ridiculous, she thinks, is that Leonard Snart of all people didn't immediately think to use the chair for sex.

    Because she knows that he likes to watch.

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    03 Sep 2026

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    Blackmail. Illegal porn. Undercover at a gay bar. The Nice Guys sure are at it again.

     

    “Porn? I can throw a rock in this neighborhood and I’m gonna break the window of a porn store.”

    March gestured anxiously, waiting for the other shoe to drop.

    Healy paused. “Ohhhhh. The nasty stuff. Whips and handcuffs. Girls and animals.”

    “Close,” March said, grimacing. He really, really didn’t want to have to explain this. “Think more like…. Disco.”

    “Disco?” Healy raised an eyebrow. “What, like the queer music? You think the back room of that store is full of porn for… For disco fans.” He nodded thoughtfully a couple of times. “And you’re an expert about this?”

    For a second the whole world went white around the edges and March thought he might pass out. He was too sober for this conversation. What exactly had Healy noticed that morning, how obvious exactly had his full-body reaction to Healy’s hand on his neck been? “I was a happily married man!” March said, and as soon as it came out of his mouth he knew it was wrong. Too fast, too high-pitched, too loud.

    Incriminating.

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    31 Aug 2026

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    March spluttered in offense, but Healy moved the hand on his arm to his shoulder and nodded briskly. With a firm grip, he pulled March away from the others and shoved him into a corner that wasn’t being used to store implements. Healy pushed him against the wall, and a breathy little gasp escaped his lips. March tilted his head to look down at Healy, a pout already threatening to form again.

    “Did you see what he said?” March huffed, already crossing his arms and looking past him to glare at the bouncer. “He called me your–”

    “Mutt,” Healy filled in and March’s head snapped back to him like– like he’d been calling him. Like ‘mutt’ was his name and he would come when called.

    He still hadn’t taken the ears off.

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    Healymarch go to a gay bar to investigate a missing husband. They discover pet play (and each other) instead.

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    17 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    “I don’t understand,” Barry said. “What does a crime ring in Metropolis have to do with me and Snart?”

    Leonard leaned forward across the table as far as the handcuffs would allow, and his lips curled up in a slow smirk. “Didn’t the feds tell you?” he asked. “We’re getting hitched.”


    After a string of high profile art thefts rocks the East Coast, the FBI sends Leonard Snart undercover as a wealthy art collector to bring down the operation from the inside. At Len's request, a reluctant Barry Allen is conscripted to act as his handler—and as far as the socialites of Metropolis are concerned, his husband.

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    09 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    In which Driver wakes up in Limbo and Ken is on his way to becoming human. Ken is desperate for guidance to his new life, and coincidentally Driver is experienced with being a real human being.

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    06 Aug 2026