9 Works by Spartaness
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A rental mansion full of influencers starts showing everyone their future sponsorship opportunities.
Robert has other options. Unfortunately, Sonar is the right one.
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Vers likes systems, clear odds, and problems that misbehave just enough to be interesting. The warehouse equations have stopped resolving. The city's pattern is wrong in a way she can feel without seeing. The bar is loud enough to count as a different background.
Then someone two stools down tries to sell her a soft con dressed up as a back-room blackjack game.
Saying yes is the worst call she's made all month. It is also how she ends up embedded at SDN, sideways into a team of disasters she was never supposed to become load-bearing for, and on the wrong side of two people who become structurally irreplaceable before she notices. The structure won't hold.
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When six paying customers become trapped inside a luxury bathroom showroom, Robert sends Sonar and Waterboy into a venture-backed luxury bathroom experience to perform the least dignified rescue operation in Z-Team history.
Float Capital calls it an adaptive cleanse cycle.
Waterboy calls it bad plumbing.
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Robert has three active calls, one sleeping dog, and no visible stapler.
Unfortunately, Sonar has follow-up questions.
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Cult calls are always paperwork with chanting.
Sonar and Malevola have handled this sort of nonsense before. Usually there are candles. Usually someone mistakes Malevola for the wrong demon. Usually Sonar ends up committing public service through fraud literacy, tactical bullshit, and one or two decisions Blazer would absolutely put in a laminated behavioural category.
Tonight, there are hostages, a cursed artifact, a rich prophet-founder with poor governance, and Ch’aad.
Ch’aad is underperforming.
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Do You Want to See Something Cool? by Spartaness
Fandoms: The Wildsea (Roleplaying Game)
21 Apr 2026
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The mountain is wrong. The old-world machinery under it is worse. Vers has a model, Ilyra has a crew, and neither of them has enough self-preservation to leave it alone. A standalone omake featuring temporal distortion, salvage-site bad ideas, distributed motion, and a level of professional interest that may qualify as its own hazard.
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- English
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- 27,633
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
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- Hits:
- 17
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POSSIBLE BURGLARY IN PROGRESS
West Torrance, boutique wellness retail corridor
Silent alarm triggered at Moon Baby Crystal & Somatic Alignment Studio
Caller notes: “They’re stealing the singing bowls and maybe the aura lamps?”
Secondary note: “The owner is on site and armed with palo santo.” -
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When a stolen VANDCO prototype rolls through trailing chaos, Invisigal and Sonar to clean it up. The villains are incompetent, the robot is not, and Visi is about to become a hazard-navigation anchor against her will. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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Better than Cabbage by AthenaPallas, Spartaness
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
07 Dec 2018
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Well one day I had an idea for a bad joke and then we made it into a fic. You're welcome. We may add more on If I come up with more bad jokes.