1 - 20 of 881 Bookmarks by Speaking_Fluent_Sarcasm
Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
Hail Mary, full of Grace (are you sure about this, Stratt?!) by princelokiofasgard, Tired_Wandering_Soul
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
- Words:
- 38,783
- Works:
- 15
- Bookmarks:
- 1,340
Bookmarked by Speaking_Fluent_Sarcasm
17 Jun 2026
-
A new us has begun by ChaoticEldritchEntity
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
13 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
“Oh, it’s a way for humans to tell each other they’re taken. To remember,” I say, popping a bunch more gummy bears into my mouth. Rocky makes a disgusted sound and I smile as I chew. “It’s just a nice way of showing they have someone they committed to.”
Rocky freezes. I don’t notice for a good few seconds, not until I get the pressing sensation that he’s staring at me, his lack of eyes irrelevant.
I turn to face him. He’s jittering, something like shaking from excitement or anger, I’m not sure.
“Rocky?” I ask.
“Grace have ring,” he points, and oh no. “Grace have mate? Why Grace no say!?”
I hold up my hands before he can get too excited, though I can already hear a familiar sound, a repeating joyful and confused song start to escape from him.
“No, no, no!” he freezes again. Deflates, a little. I sigh and run a hand down my face. “It’s… complicated.”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,510
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 88
- Kudos:
- 906
- Bookmarks:
- 250
- Hits:
- 4,022
Bookmarked by Speaking_Fluent_Sarcasm
16 Jun 2026
-
everybody's got a plan until you're punched in the face by notAleks, Sherb42
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 Aug 2023
Tags
Summary
“Worry about him later,” Yáo ordered, “for now, make the farm. We can’t let both missions fail because we got distracted."
The 3-person crew of the Hail Mary are headed back home to Earth, Taumeoba in hand.
Or, at least, that should have been the plan if nothing was to go wrong.Bookmarked by Speaking_Fluent_Sarcasm
16 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
‘Come on, don’t be a dick Erin, just spin it already!’
She looks at all the familiar faces around her, and sighs in utter despair.
There are about three boys playing, four counting James, and only one she's interested in.------
James and Erin end up locked in a closet after an unfortunate round of spin the bottle. Hilarity ensues, just not for them!Bookmarked by Speaking_Fluent_Sarcasm
06 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Nobody, not one person in Derry, seemed to understand the meaning of the word "secret." James really should have been more careful while confiding his.
Bookmarked by Speaking_Fluent_Sarcasm
06 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
After trapping Marinette and Nathaniel in the locker room, Lila decides to try framing Marinette—if not for assaulting Nathaniel, then with his murder.
Series
- Part 5 of Miraculous Fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,885
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 18
- Kudos:
- 222
- Bookmarks:
- 30
- Hits:
- 2,533
Bookmarked by Speaking_Fluent_Sarcasm
05 Jun 2026
-
Summary
“It’s been Raining in Soho,
Are you not cold?
(Lying down, alone,
Shivering)
So I’ll be waiting in Soho,
Even if you won’t come back.”
— Raining in Manila, Lola AmorA series dedicated to Eric and Muriel’s growing relationship. Third time’s the charm for angel-demon relationships, right?
- Words:
- 95,411
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 65
Bookmarked by Speaking_Fluent_Sarcasm
14 May 2026
-
Tags
Summary
On the night before the World Championship, the leader of DSM has plans for the other competitors - but particularly a certain Beca Mitchell.
Bookmarked by Speaking_Fluent_Sarcasm
08 Apr 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Ladybug wasn't super surprised that yesterday's akuma was a body swapping akuma, they were bound to have one eventually. It was also no surprise that she had switched with Chat Noir, that was to be expected. What was a surprise was where she woke up...
...in a tent in an alleyway
and she instantly realized how badly she had fucked up.
Note: has a very long prologue. like, several chapters worth.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 48,043
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Comments:
- 253
- Kudos:
- 1,210
- Bookmarks:
- 276
- Hits:
- 25,893
Bookmarked by Speaking_Fluent_Sarcasm
09 Feb 2026
-
i don't do fake love (but I'll take some from you tonight) by Lunarisss
Fandoms: The School for Good and Evil - Soman Chainani
12 Nov 2022
Tags
Summary
When people win a honeymoon cruise, they usually are overjoyed. Anadil and Hester aren't. Joining the competition as fake lovers, they only wanted to solve their ongoing financial crisis. They’ve been best friends for as long as they could remember, leaving their days of drunken love confessions and one week relationships behind. All the inconvenient feelings were left buried. But how long can it remain that way when you’re trying to prove your passionate love to everyone else, and at the end of the cruise awaits your wedding?
Bookmarked by Speaking_Fluent_Sarcasm
28 Oct 2025
-
Tags
Summary
"A single touch [from a human child] could kill you" was something hammered into the minds of any future scarer. As for Johnny Worthington III, the privileged president of the ROR fraternity had his life laid out in front of him with little to deter him from a straight career path to a scarer... until a human child seeks shelter from a downpour one night and disrupts Johnny's every certainty about himself and his world.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,064
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Comments:
- 359
- Kudos:
- 1,129
- Bookmarks:
- 118
- Hits:
- 20,357
Bookmarked by Speaking_Fluent_Sarcasm
13 Oct 2025
-
- Words:
- 52,470
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 31
Bookmarked by Speaking_Fluent_Sarcasm
13 Aug 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Nothing much has changed in Gravity Falls, Oregon.
The blonde rich girls are snobby as ever, the nerdy boys live on sass and paranormal documentaries. Sure, strange things are happening, as an unknown shadow begins its slow but definite descend over the valley. Nothing to be scared about, right, folks?
But as something starts to make its home in Pacifica Northwest’s mind, she is left with no choice but to call for help.
Bookmarked by Speaking_Fluent_Sarcasm
13 Aug 2025
-
Summary
In which Lila lies, Marinette plans ahead, and Adrien uses his skills as a teen celebrity to be petty fucking cash.
- Words:
- 30,665
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1,375
Bookmarked by Speaking_Fluent_Sarcasm
11 Aug 2025
-
one last toast to has-been ghosts by JackyM for logicalDemoness
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Dec 2020
Tags
Summary
Tim and Sasha have a Christmas party for the archives staff, directly against Jon's wishes.
Bookmarked by Speaking_Fluent_Sarcasm
06 Aug 2025
-
Ride the Wave (you’re cute when you’re jealous) by inkdinosaur
Fandoms: The Nursery Nurse (Web Series)
22 Jul 2025
Tags
Summary
Mia is meeting Char at a bar and she’s running late, but what happens when Mia is the one hit on for once?
Bookmarked by Speaking_Fluent_Sarcasm
29 Jul 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Reece is still very much fired.
Marjorie is allegedly still not working (despite holding the nursery together with caffeine, chaos, and sheer willpower).
Mia’s watching from the sidelines and by “watching,” it's basically just judging everyone in sight.
But when one offhand comment about Marjorie's marriage sticks harder than expected, it shakes something loose.
Sometimes it just takes a well-timed message, and a foil-covered lunch plate, to bring a husband through the door, just in time to talk his wife off a ledge.
A look at what happens after the skits end.
Because even the loudest woman in the room breaks quietly sometimes.
Bookmarked by Speaking_Fluent_Sarcasm
29 Jul 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Oh, god, she’s a walking gay nightmare. She’s a bundle of stereotypes rolled into one, stupid, dumb, flashing red HR violation. She’s such a loser for letting this happen to her.
Angela falls in love with her "straight" co-worker and best friend.
Series
- Part 1 of amangela <3
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,583
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 8
- Kudos:
- 328
- Bookmarks:
- 21
- Hits:
- 3,830
Bookmarked by Speaking_Fluent_Sarcasm
22 Jul 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Charlotte’s ex-husband does handover at the nursery.
Bookmarked by Speaking_Fluent_Sarcasm
18 Jul 2025
-
Tags
Summary
The fact that her mind had the fucking audacity to make that man the first thing she thought of when she woke up this morning. That was just… not okay. It was forbidden, awful, and annoying at hell.
or
Angela has a crush, and it is bothering her.
Bookmarked by Speaking_Fluent_Sarcasm
12 Jul 2025