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How to Seduce a Fae 101: Tips & Tricks by lucky_orange
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Mar 2026
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“Right. So, uh, how much are you asking for this thing? This book of yours.”
Dori leans back in, her grin widening to reveal sharp teeth. “Oh, I thought you’d never ask, Grandmaster!” she purrs, each word as sweet as honey taken straight from the comb. “Why, it’s only fifty thousand mora.”
Varka doesn’t quite choke on his own saliva, but it’s a close thing. “Fifty what now?”
“Oh, don’t be like that,” Dori scolds with a shake of her head. “Anyone else would be asking for much more – it’s not every day you stumble upon a book this old and this useful too! A guide to courting for, ah, individuals specific to Nod-Krai and Snezhnaya? It’s practically a trove of information, Sir Varka! Really now, it’s only because you’re my most loyal, most esteemed, most valuable customer that I can afford naming such a low price.”
Or: Varka gets swindled into buying a Fae courting guide, written by a human for other humans. He's also forced to come to terms with his own feelings regarding a certain Lightkeeper (who might or might not be Fae). Shenanigans ensue as he attempts to follow this dubious yet somehow effective guide to the very end.
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- Part 1 of The Fae Guides
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15 Jun 2026
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In Pursuit of the Feeling of You by archonsoflove
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 Mar 2026
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Lingering touches are no longer enough, and Wriothesley finally takes matters into his own hands. A night of tea and poetry leads to a confession, after years of longing.
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27 May 2026
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Its just the sea otter stew scene expanded upon
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18 Mar 2026
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Cat’s Cradle by mangazines
Fandoms: ゴールデンカムイ | Golden Kamuy (Manga), ゴールデンカムイ | Golden Kamuy (Anime)
02 Apr 2023
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Vasily experiences a deep desire to be loved. Ogata will have to do.
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04 Mar 2026
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Victor thinks he killed his Creature in the fire and regrets it deeply. Months later, when he returns to Victor to demand a companion, their argument causes havoc, and a guest of the wedding shoots the Creature. Victor saves him, taking the bullet instead.
Victor survives, and the Creature and his Maker allow themselves to know each other at last. As their companionship develops, Victor is troubled by a new feeling.
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17 Feb 2026