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#ShaneHollanderIsBadAtSex by LynnisaMystery
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
12 Sep 2026
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I dated @ShaneHollander24 back in high school. See this photo of us as proof. This is how I know that #ShaneHollanderIsBadAtSex and that is why @RoseLandryOfficial probably dumped him. I should have done the same, but he dumped me after ignoring me for a week when he got drafted with some lame excuse about focusing on his future. Wish he had focused on female anatomy when we had class together but what can you do?
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When Shane and Rose's breakup hits the internet, the response is less than supportive and the hashtag #ShaneHollanderIsBadAtSex goes viral. Within hours, multiple of Shane's past hookups have joined the trend and shared their opinions on Shane in bed...Including a hookup from a man in LA. He's now faced with scrutiny from his team, support from his family, and the continued silence of his phone from 'Lily'.
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14 Sep 2026
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Shane says, “You don’t wanna go raw?”
Ilya drops the box of condoms. Looks at Shane. Shane looks back.
“What?”
“Do you want me to commit a felony?”
“I think public indecency is usually a misdemeanor.”
Ilya tries to bite him through his shirt.
“Ow, ow, Ilya, stop that-”
Ilya and Shane are thirty-five, married, and living their best happily ever after—until the plane they're in falls out of the sky and they wake up back in 2009. Of course they fuck about it.
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12 Sep 2026
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the birds and the bears by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
04 Sep 2026
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The man doesn’t look phased. On the contrary, he’s acting like it’s completely normal to talk about sex with a stranger.
“Well, my wife wants me to…” David hesitates, but what damage could it do? Tomorrow, he’ll be on a plane back to Ottawa and he’ll never see this man again. “She wants me to try being more dominant.”
The Russian grins. “Oh, you have met the right person.”
Or: In 2014, David and Ilya become friends and start swapping sex advice. It's too bad they don't recognize each other.
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10 Sep 2026
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“Ah.”
“‘Ah’,” Ilya repeats, giving him a look before he looks back to the tidily stacked frozen mouse packages in the freezer and makes a face as a little badly-hidden shudder moves through him. “Why the fuck do you have mice in your freezer, Shane? You are doing serial killer shit now? This is why you have cottage in the middle of nowhere? For serial killer things?”
“It’s for Spaghetti,” Shane says.
Ilya gives him an absolutely horrified look at that and turns a little green, which makes him remember that Spaghetti isn’t just his snake's name.
“Not food!” He rushes to explain. “Not food spaghetti! Snake Spaghetti!”
“What the fuck are you even saying right now,” Ilya says, looking honestly a little concerned that Shane might have something going wrong in his head.
(Distancing himself from almost twenty years of owning a snake, Shane can indeed see why this situation might be a little alarming for someone on the outside looking in.)
(It also clues him in to the fact that maybe it’s not just Spaghetti who should have gotten a little adjustment period.)
(in which i give shane allergies AND a snake)
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08 Sep 2026
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Shane gets approximately ten minutes of feeling blissful and content after Ilya Rozanov leaves his apartment-
-and then he has to bolt to the bathroom to get ill with a violence he hasn’t experienced since he was still conditioning for the season as a rookie.
In the aftermath, he runs a cold washcloth over his face while swishing his mouth out and tries to convince himself that it had to have just been something he ate.
He wonders if he should text Rozanov and give him a warning, but having to send a, “Thanks for taking my virginity, by the way I just puked my guts up and you might have caught whatever this is from me” doesn’t really seem like it’s a very sexy follow-up text to get from someone. As a “congrats on getting fucked” present to himself in honor of the occasion, he decides he’ll chalk it up to the sudden release of nerves and only send the text if it lasts past the night.
(shane is EXTREMELY sensitive to nicotine) (the problem with this? he isn't actually aware of it and thus doesn't understand why fucking ilya rozanov sometimes makes him sick afterwards)
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08 Sep 2026