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Third time’s the charm by WinryWeiss for Lex Lucero (ringwinner)
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
20 Mar 2024
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The main problem about officially dating one’s nemesis – apart from it not being against the O.W.C.A. policies merely by a hairline – is that it blends quite well into the mayhem of everyday living in as trouble-attracting city as Danville.
Perry doesn’t mind at all, even if he usually ends up worse for wear afterwards.
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Bookmarked by StrawberryGoldenRetriever
19 Jan 2026
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69. “I don’t think I could love you anymore than I already do.”
71. “You’re my fake husband/wife/spouse, deal with it.”Heinz is too tired, grumpy, and a little too in love with a certain teal-haired man to keep it in.
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19 Jan 2026
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When Doof’s latest invention self destructs and hurts Perry, Heinz helps patch him up and Perry realizes a few things.
Based on the incredible human!au art by Flamingbiscuit. https://instagram.com/flamingbiscuit?igshid=1bdod9z16dnu8
https://vm.tiktok.com/JJNN53R/If you haven’t already seen their art check it out first.
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19 Jan 2026
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Please Don't Ever Become a Stranger (Whose Laugh I Could Recognize Anywhere) by ren_galileo for transdemon
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
15 Dec 2020
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“I finally hear you speak and that’s the first thing you say? Seriously?”
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19 Jan 2026
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「Don’t.」Perry’s chest is heaving with the effort it takes to stand; the sweat under his collar is becoming unbearable and, after a moment’s hesitation, he loosens the knot of his tie.
“I am trying to help you,” Doofenshmirtz says unsteadily, “let me-?”
「Don’t trust myself,」Perry signs one-handed, the other tugging and tugging on his tie until the knot isn’t just loose, it’s entirely undone. He yanks it off with a growl and lets it fall to the floor. 「Might do something I can’t take back.」
After being dosed with an unknown drug on a mission, Perry goes to DEI to ride out the effects in safety. He should've known Doofenshmirtz would have questions.
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19 Jan 2026
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Friday evening, the trainees beg Perry and Doof to visit a bar with them to unwind, to have some fun, but most importantly to defeat Monogram at darts. Both Perry and Heinz drink a few beers and get really, really competitive. (OWCA files au)
Chapter 1 Stand alone fic of OWCA shenanigans at a bar.
Chapter 2 😏 SmutSeries
- Part 2 of OWCA Files AU
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18 Jan 2026
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Heinz accidentally hurts Perry with one of his inventions and apologizes the only way he knows how: with yet another Inator, of course.
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17 Jan 2026
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In which the first day after the fall vacation at Danville High School starts out with a bang. Or rather, with DNA mutating accident.
Also featuring a new science teacher with almost unpronounceable surname, his despairing daughter and a suave stranger with teal hair who somehow seized school parking space for his hovercraft, despite not belonging amongst the teaching staff,Series
- Part 1 of We’re starting over at One! (Doof 101)
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17 Jan 2026
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it started with a whisper (everybody talks, everybody talks) by lemonpiecat
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
27 Sep 2025
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Perry and Heinz aren’t the textbook definition of nemesis. No matter how many times they refer to each other as such— it’s been a while since anyone who knew them would back them up on that.
The true nature of their relationship, however? Well, that depends on who you ask.
Or, whatever Perry and Heinz are, through the eyes of many, many bemused bystanders.Bookmarked by StrawberryGoldenRetriever
17 Jan 2026
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A better agent should refute this, maybe. Heinz looks much too smug than a self-respecting agent could stand. A better agent shouldn't allow such an opportunity of satisfaction.
A better agent, perhaps, would not have allowed himself to be tied up and prone on the cold laboratory floor, having his dick ridden within an inch of his life.
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- Part 2 of Peenaf shots (Shots! Shots! Shots!)
- Part 1 of Art piece perryshmirtz drabbles
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17 Jan 2026
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When a casual comment sparks some deep thinking, Perry has to decide if he wants to commit to what this means. It's an easy choice.
A.K.A. Heinz and Perry accidently say "I love you" to each other. Based on a short comic by @chio-chan2artbox on Tumblr
Bookmarked by StrawberryGoldenRetriever
16 Jan 2026
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Fuck. There’s no way Heinz didn’t hear that. It’s not like he can just tell him, oh, all of my friends tease me about us being together because that makes absolutely no sense without the added context of Perry being sort of entirely in love with him and–
Shit, Perry’s in love with him.
a little misunderstanding ends up working in perry’s favor
Bookmarked by StrawberryGoldenRetriever
15 Jan 2026
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Heinz got himself a date. Perry gets shot by a Rizzler Inator. It was a dark and stormy Valentine's night, and all these facts are all relevant to one another.
Bookmarked by StrawberryGoldenRetriever
15 Jan 2026
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Vermilion to One by Lex Lucero (ringwinner) for CongressIsAliens
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
13 Feb 2024
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Heinz and Perry are a colorful pair, but one color stands out in particular.
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- Part 3 of Say That We'll Be Nemeses
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Bookmarked by StrawberryGoldenRetriever
15 Jan 2026
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Agent P and Agent O are Danville’s power duo, always ready to save the day together.
At least, until they’re reassigned to opposite sides of the country, with no way to know if they’ll ever see each other again.
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- Part 2 of Perryshmirtz Week 2020
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Bookmarked by StrawberryGoldenRetriever
15 Jan 2026
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One heart-shaped picture frame sets in motion a series of realizations.
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Bookmarked by StrawberryGoldenRetriever
14 Jan 2026
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It's 4:48 AM.
Of course. Why wouldn't it be? It's not like Perry has anything better to do, like catch up on the sleep he's so sorely lacking from weeks upon weeks of overtime. Or finally get some of that rest that he was determined to get— though now that he’s woken up, there’s no way he’ll be able to fall back asleep anytime soon.
At least Heinz is a good cuddler.
Or: Perry wakes up in the middle of the night and can’t fall back asleep. Somehow it’s not the worst thing in the world.
Bookmarked by StrawberryGoldenRetriever
13 Jan 2026
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It's So Very Obvious (To Everyone Watching Us) by CongressIsAliens for WinryWeiss
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
31 Jan 2022
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There's pining, and then there's Perry.
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Bookmarked by StrawberryGoldenRetriever
07 Jan 2026
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Based on artwork by @alex-travaganza on Tumblr
Major Monogram orders Perry to propose to Doofenshmirtz. When he does, things don't go exactly as planned.
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07 Jan 2026
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“Oh, nevermind that. It’s not like he’ll like me back anyway.”
Wait a second. Like me back. Oh shit. Perry’s thoughts race at a million miles per hour. He likes Perry. And he thinks that Perry doesn’t like him back.
There’s just one fatal flaw with that, and that is the fact that Perry does in fact really like Heinz. A lot.
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- Part 3 of Perryshmirtz Week 2022
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Bookmarked by StrawberryGoldenRetriever
07 Jan 2026