Sunshine_Pop
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Guillermo dropped the broom halves and deflated back into a submissive familiar. He backed away, his hands shaking and his gaze lowered.
It was the perfect opportunity to strike. Slayer or not, Guillermo's reflexes were no match for a vampire. With the element of surprise, even a baby vampire could kill him. Rip out his heart. Snap his neck. Crush his skull.
Nandor did none of these things. He just stared at the either extremely dumb or extremely loyal vampire hunter as he droned on family, gaps in resumes, and leaving.
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In which Nandor asks a few more questions after Carol dies and comes up with a questionable solution to his vampire hunting tendencies.
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The newest monster in the basement by Sunshine_Pop
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
07 Nov 2021
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“You bloody stupid donkey! Show him some respect!” Nadja yelled, before switching to a whisper. "At least until he unties us, then we should kill him.”
"We can't kill him! He saved us! And the house is still filthy," Nandor whispered back.
"That's a good point, my darling. We should wait till he cleans the house, then kill him," Laszlo injected.
"You know, I can still hear you. The stage is really good at carrying sounds, and all of you still have microphones on.”
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I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area.
Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers.
Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA.
Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children.
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Unusual Weather by novembersmith
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
03 Jul 2014
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Bucky’s been at the Avengers Tower for three weeks before he finally gives in to Steve’s gentle coaxing and Stark’s cheerful waving of fistfuls of circuits, and lets them scan the arm.
It doesn’t go well.
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The power of the right shirt (a.k.a. God bless America) by sirona
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
29 Oct 2014
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"He just…" Phil trails off, mouth gaping. He is staring at the field outside the house, eyes glazed.
Clint sighs. "Yeah, he just ripped a log in two with his bare hands."
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Ruff Day by ellebeesknees (umetnica), emptydistractions
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
23 Jun 2019
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Bucky's life is a mess: The US government's been breathing down his neck ever since his trial, the Avengers are a constant pain in his ass, and putting his brain back together hasn't exactly been a walk in the park. This wasn't exactly what he had in mind when he fled Hydra.
He's doing okay, but what he doesn't need is any extra stress. And what he definitely doesn't need is for Steve to tangle with an amateur sorcerer and end up a massive, overly friendly, eighty-pound, shedding, slobbering dog. That Bucky's now responsbile for. For the foreseeable future.
But hey, silver lining. At least now Steve can't talk him to death.
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how do you like them bananas by knightinbrightfeathers for rhien (werebear)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Sep 2016
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Five times Bucky Barnes reacted poorly to bananas, and one time he took out his hatred on a deserving target.