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Accidental Baby Acquisition: Harrymort Edition by blackwhitelight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Mar 2026
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Harry comes back from the dead with a baby. Things only get stranger from here.
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When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.
A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.
“You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”
“I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.
“You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”
Now with Chinese, Korean, Russian and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!
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- Part 4 of Tomarrymort Stories
- Part 3 of Daddymort
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Voldemort finds out Harry is a horcrux. He can't kill Harry unless he wants to destroy his own soul. He can't let anyone hurt Harry either. He obliviates and kidnaps Harry taking him to a remote village, deciding to keep him there until he finds a way to extract his soul and kill Harry Potter. Except Harry wakes up with no memories, thinking they are married.
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During the Battle of Hogwarts, Tom and Harry get stuck in the Mirror of Erised, an alternate world where Harry works as a cook and Tom is a mechanic, and they are dating. They grew up together in an orphanage and have been inseparable ever since. Although they don’t remember anything, Harry has nightmares about Voldemort. As they slowly begin to remember, the mirror shatters, sending them back to the real world, where they find themselves in the midst of a battle, but now with a lifetime of memories of loving each other.
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Harry finds himself in a parallel universe travelling into the body of his counterpart, who happens to be the daughter of notorious gangster, James Potter. James is embroiled in a long-standing feud with rival mobster Tom Riddle, and in a bid to end the conflict, they agree that Harry and Tom will marry. This arrangement serves as a guarantee for peace between the two families.
Having spent years as a battle-hardened war commander in his own universe, Harry is now adjusting to the unfamiliar life of a young woman in 1954. He is indifferent towards Tom Riddle and views the prospect of marrying him as nothing more than a bizarre and amusing inconvenience. On the other hand, Tom Riddle is confused by the insane behaviour of his supposedly demure wife.
