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    It was wishful thinking. It had to be the truth. Glinda may not know much but she knew performance, and the more she thought about it the better it fit. Elphaba’s death didn’t make sense. Glinda had seen it with her own eyes and had stupidly believed that was proof it had happened.

    Elphaba’s melting shadow had been wearing the hat. Glinda wasn’t sure of the scientification of melting, but surely either all or none of her clothes should have melted. Surely Elphaba herself shouldn’t have melted. Fiyero’s body was missing, and Elphaba’s hat was in her hands.

    Glinda stared at herself in the mirror. Her eyes were bloodshot, and she realized she must have been crying. She looked crazy. It didn’t matter.

    Elphaba was alive.

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    When the Ministry assigns Hermione Granger as Bellatrix Black's authorized chaperone-- meaning they have to share a one‑bedroom set of staff quarters at Hogwarts for an entire school year-- neither of them thinks they can survive it gracefully. They don’t speak. They don’t cooperate. They communicate through glares, petty sabotage, and an ever‑growing list of written “rules” posted on the wall-- most of which exist solely because Bellatrix delights in tormenting Hermione, and Hermione refuses to let her win.

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    Hermione Granger regrets fighting to save her savior and tormentor from the horrors of Azkaban after several acts of psychological warfare that diminish her supply of post-its.

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    Bellatrix Black runs the fashion industry with immaculate taste, surgical instincts, and an unsettling ability to read a room faster than anyone else in it. Her life is built on control, excellence, on knowing exactly how people move, think, and fall in line.

    Until one night at a charity gala, when she meets a stunning cellist who will quietly, irrevocably change everything she knows.

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    “There’s one thing I should probably tell you, if you’re still interested in the room," Agatha said.

    “I’m interested.” Rio looked up at her then, their eyes connecting again instantly. Blue meeting brown.

    “I’m pregnant.” She watched for a reaction.

    Rio pressed a hand to her heart. “Am– am I the father?” she stuttered theatrically.

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    Agatha Harkness is pregnant, recently dumped, and in need of a roommate to help pay her mortgage. Rio Vidal just so happens to be looking for a place on Craigslist.

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    Rio stared at her quietly, slowly tapping her foot against the tiled floor. A wrinkle formed between her eyebrows from thinking about Agatha's predicament, and the lawyer sighed, waving her hand dismissively.
    "Stop trying to find a solution to this. It will give you a stroke."
    "Marry me," Agatha was glad she had finished her drink because she would spill it all over the bar at the words. She blinked to regain her composure, her mind scrambling for a teasing remark to fire back at Rio, but her tongue could only form one word.
    "What?"
    "I'm not a stranger from Craigslist, and I know probably most psychopaths would say that, but I'm not a psychopath. So, marry me."
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    Agatha learns about a clause in her mother's will that makes her unable to inherit Evanora's fortune unless she gets married by forty. While drowning her sorrows at a bar, she meets Rio, a PhD student working behind the bar to make ends meet, who proposes an insane solution to her problem. Or rather, proposes to Agatha.
    Everything spirals out of control after that.

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    21 Jul 2026