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fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist by birdsofpassage
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Jan 2021
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“Princess! Are you there?”
Silence.
“Oh, balls,” Childe grumbles, unsheathing his twin anelaces and stretching out his shoulder muscles, before he thrusts one of the blades between the stone bricks, wriggles it, and stabs the other into the stone above his head, “I really gotta do everything myself here, huh?”
Prince Ajax sets out to find a tower in the woods.
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That’s got to be the weirdest looking dog Ajax has ever seen in his life.
At least, Ajax thinks it’s a dog. It’s got scraggly little ginger tufts of fur around the neck and a strip of wild fur running down the spine like a mohawk, ending in more bushy, fluffy fur bits sprouted at the end of the tail. There are also some sort of strange protrusions from its head, like antlers, or maybe tumours? Fuck if Ajax knows, he’s not a medical professional.
But even with his lack of medical knowledge, he knows the dog-thing is in bad shape; it’s so covered in dirt and blood that Ajax can’t even tell what colour it is beneath all that grime.
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In which Ajax finds, what he calls in his mind, a "Dog-Lizard", on his random walk around the city and accidentally becomes a pet parent without realizing he's adopted a god.
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"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
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“Cash or...card…” he tapers off as the figure tosses the top of their hoodie off.
On his head lies two dark red horns. They’re small— one shorter and flattened like a stump, the other extending a little higher into a small coil with a pointed tip.
He almost whistles at the props if not for the way their owner is eyeing him, glaring eyes still bright red.
“Card,” the stranger grunts. Soobin nods and presses a button on his display, gesturing to the small machine up front afterwards.
“You’re— uh—”
The stranger looks up at him with an arched brow, and Soobin loathes the fact that he thinks this guy is really fucking hot.
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(Thanks to a unique customer, Soobin has quite the Halloween.)Bookmarked by Tea137
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