ThatDesertWarlock
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A Tiny Spec in an Infinite Universe by ThatDesertWarlock
Fandoms: Spelljammer (Roleplaying Game), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
18 May 2026
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Anyone even passably familiar with mortal Astral History knows that the first Astral Elves left their home in the Faewild to roam the Astral Plane in an attempt to be closer to their gods. What people don’t realize is that, while chasing their Elven gods, they exposed themselves to other ones.
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An Empty Cupboard by ThatDesertWarlock
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Apr 2026
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Boy was alone.
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Someone has business with The House of Black.
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Golden Hair, Silver Sword by ThatDesertWarlock
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
02 Mar 2024
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Glorfindel at the Middle Earth Streamy Awards.
Written for B2ME 2024 1st Drabble Race. Prompt: A Round of Applause
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A Rare Bean from South Harad by ThatDesertWarlock
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
02 Mar 2024
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Sauron’s Chefs have acquired a rare bean.
They have invented something amazing, and are anxious to share.Written for B2ME 2024 1st Drabble Race. Prompt: Chocolate Truffle
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An Introduction to Using Tengwar As Divinatory Tools by Littlewhitemouse
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
23 Apr 2025
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TINCO
Translation: Metal.
Letter: T.
Aspects: Creation/Possibility/Freedom.
In Divination: What happens next is up to you. The future is raw, you may shape it as you will.
Cultural Notes: To the forging/metalworking culture of the elves who made the tengwar, the workshop was a place of creation and metal the pure stuff of life, like aether to the Gods. It is a pleasingly clean, intuitive choice for the work to start with an acknowledgement of the raw stuff it is made with, and a reading that is also so fortunate as to begin with Tinco never fails to bring good news.And so forth. This fic is both a 'scholar fic' with about three levels of framing and an actual and sincere beginner's guide to using the Tengwar, one of Tolkien's invented alphabets, to tell fortunes.
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Spoils/Treasures by Littlewhitemouse
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
25 Feb 2025
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The banner soaked with blood at his feet was blue.
Iluk had never had anything blue before.
((A trove of war spoils, each loved by the orcs who plundered them from elven corpses.))
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Write What You Know by pixie_rings
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars Original Trilogy
26 Sep 2022
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A very bored Din Djarin decides to lend his hand to writing.
He has to take his inspiration from somewhere.
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A remote planet. Unfortunate timing. The galaxy's most awkward interrogation. Luke hadn't planned on having this conversation with his father so soon... or possibly ever.
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.