ThatOneBanana



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    Penny Parker feels the Avengers and the Accords closing in on her even when she’s not wearing the Spider-Man suit, so she lawyers up in advance.

    It’s just her luck that the Avengers are convinced they can lure in the notoriously evasive Spider-Man by using his photographer girlfriend as bait.

    Nelson & Murdock (and, from afar, Deadpool) object to that.

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    Peter shows up in the Siberian bunker.

    Tony decides this kid is his shot at a legacy.

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    Splinter and his family have not only been transported to an alien planet inhabited by robots, but somehow managed to transform into robots themselves. Ain't that wild? Thing is, for Splinter, this is the second time in his life this has happened. Many years ago, back when he still went by Lou Jitsu, he went through the same thing. Back then he managed to make some really close friends. Though he doubts any of them might recognize him as he is now, if they are still alive that is.

    Who knows though, the universe works in mysterious ways. If a man can turn into a mutant rat and then turn into an alien robot, then is it really that hard to imagine that old friends might appear in the unexpected of places?

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    In the third floor dormitory, there's a locked door.

    They didn't expect it to be a hidden museum to a young man who would never come home, or play his vinyl records, or sleep under a poster of David Bowie.

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    In the kid’s defense, it didn’t look like an intentional grift. Something about the shine in his eyes, or the way he scraped his chucks along the rug like he was burrowing in.

    No, this one didn’t come up with the idea on his own.

    More likely his mama needed a convenient scapegoat for her bastard and a PR-shined billionaire in hotrod red armor was a lot more flattering than Joe-the-out-of-work-stage-hand.

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    A story he'd heard dozens of times before, except this one was actually true.

    When Peter Parker turns up, desperate and alone, in the lobby of Stark Tower, it changes everything - Tony's life, relationships, and even the very course of history.

    Or, the Stony-Civil-War-Fix-It nobody asked for, in the form of one very lovable, spider-shaped sprog.

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    11 Oct 2025