TheGrandR
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How To Crack A Safe Without Even Trying by TheGrandR
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), Leverage
09 Oct 2020
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It was the perfect plan; get in dressed as a waiter, swipe a security badge, take the private elevator to the top floor, crack the safe (a Worthington 1000, tricky but nothing he hadn’t done a million times before), grab the files, and get the fuck out, hopefully in the elevator but he had four other backup plans in case that wasn’t an option.
What Joe hadn’t planned on, was the goddamned heir to some import/export company monopolizing his time and attention.
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- Part 1 of Let's Go Steal A...
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I Am Now A We by TheGrandR
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), Sense8 (TV), The Old Guard (Comics)
04 Oct 2020
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With one last gasp of breath, Will felt the pressure give and he was suddenly thrust into seven different places at once. There they were. A brand-new cluster, the first he’d ever brought into this world, and as he collapsed onto Riley, the only thought running through his mind was,
“They’re beautiful.”
Or, seven different people from all over the world find out they are mentally connected to each other. Some handle it better than others, and that's before they find out they're being hunted.
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Shout, Shout, Let It All Out by TheGrandR
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Old Guard (Comics)
19 Sep 2020
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The man, who could only be Booker, lowered his head and all Lykon could think was oh no, he’s hot, before the guy opened his mouth and that thought was immediately amended to, oh no, he’s an asshole.
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Lykon just wants a damn tattoo and he doesn't know why the Universe is giving him such a hard time.
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- Part 1 of Old Guard Tattoos
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Old Guard Tattoos by TheGrandR
Fandom The Old Guard (Comics), The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
19 Sep 2020
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Select All by Regolith (metonym)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 May 2026
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Anyway, Shane didn't remember exactly what was in the folder ... But he knew they were all good shots of him.
He hastily clicked open the folder, his eyes barely glancing through the dozen or so shots there, vaguely registering a picture with a sunset background from his condo balcony, something of him laughing, a picture of him working at his laptop with his glasses on...
The director called him again, and he shook his head, the photos blurring. Whatever. It would have to do.
He clicked "select all," then the messages icon, then Rozanov's name. Hit send.
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Or: When never-hooked-up Shane and Ilya have to collaborate on a league charity project, Shane accidentally sends Ilya a nude.
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25 Aug 2026
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you know this moment, don’t you? (time is strangely calm now) by barnes_romzanov
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Dec 2025
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It’s dark, and Ilya’s not quite sure where he is.
His entire body is numb. His shoes are soaking wet from trudging lazily through the snow. His nose is running, and his lips are chapped.
Selfishly, he wishes Shane would fuss over him now. Pull him close, whisper “I forgive you” even though he shouldn’t, because Ilya would never change, because something inside him- in his family line, in his soul- was broken.
Ilya wondered how long ago it had clicked- when Shane had realized that Ilya wormed his way into this country and tricked the Hollanders into caring for him, then returned the favor by botching their language and leaving a trail of mess in his wake. He still can't help but wonder if that will be part of his punishment- being doomed to miss him in death, too.
or: Ilya’s mostly been able to cope with the fact that he’ll never be able to articulate himself fully in this country- but he’s also never been good at talking about feelings in the first place.
"I'm tired" is the best he's got. It definitely doesn't capture what's going on in his head, and Shane can't read minds.
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- Part 1 of Merry Christmas, Please Don't Call
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22 Aug 2026
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Tour de Force by kooksie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Mar 2026
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Shane had told his manager, verbatim, that he “trusts her judgment” to pick the opener for his first ever world tour.
Her “judgment” shows up to soundcheck with a parking ticket in his hand and a crimson hickey on his neck. Her “judgment” is Russian DJ, Ilya Rozanov.
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19 Aug 2026
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As the Romans Do by kooksie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.
So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.
(He’s jealous.)
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17 Aug 2026
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“You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.
“I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”
He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.
When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.
(the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)
(or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)
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16 Aug 2026