TheLemon_Squeezed
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Astarion makes Gale hold his piss until he can't anymore.
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Astarion and Gale indulge in a little early-morning loving.
Written for Rolegays 2024 Holiday Gift Exchange!
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69 (haha nice) by AcrylicAgony, ankarios, iinkymushroom, Lothlorien_ren, nocourageinfearlessness, Roarshack, TheLemon_Squeezed
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
04 Nov 2024
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This is what happens when a group of smut writers sees the number 69 (nice). Everyone fucks everyone, with intentionally terrible smut words. If you read all of this, I personally applaud you.
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Astarion is cold. Gale ends up being his flame and thaws him in more ways than one.
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Gale accidentally texts Astarion instead of his coworker. Shenanigans, romance and sex ensue.
Ft. Art by Calolily and voiceacting by Wave!
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More protests from the group; throwing casual insults that rolled off his back. At least his back could handle that burden of weight.
Robert sighed, though he could feel the smile fighting his lips. At least they seemed to have gotten distracted by something else. Which meant no one was going to bring up—
“Who wants to bet on why Mecha Man threw out his back?!” Prism asked.
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22 Dec 2025
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Robert fiddles with the package in his hands. He really shouldn’t be doing this. It could be taken as a blatant show of favoritism, and yet, here he is.
In which Robert gives Waterboy a Christmas present, and then unwraps one of his own.
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22 Dec 2025
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His eyes glanced at the file with a quizzical look, then back at you. Wordlessly urging to explain.
Sweat accumulated in your palms. “It’s a file. Well obviously it’s a file— the contents list every possible exit of the underwater facility and how to breach the security during a lockdown. It must have been written for employees that just so happened to get stuck like we are.”
Sebastian's face relaxed, but now completely unreadable. Is he going to kill me?
Or,
After discovering that Sebastian's birthday was just around the corner, you were determined to not leave him empty handed. What you initially believed to be comparable to any other gift — one that had taken hours to find — turned out to be a universal key to every problem. Sebastian decided to use it.
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22 Dec 2025
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Robert Robertson has had a shitty few months. His life turns upside down when someone discovers his secondary gender. Having kept it secret for almost two decades now, he decides it might be time to let himself be seen.
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22 Dec 2025
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Twelve Mistletoe Kisses for One Robert Robertson The Third by Darling_No
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
22 Dec 2025
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Robert didn't really feel any particular way about Holiday Season. He'd stopped feeling the loneliness and disappointment a long time ago when he realized that he'd never be able to relate to others when it came to family shit. Such as the legacy of Mecha Man.
Or so he thought–apparently the Z-Team was set on getting him to feel the holiday cheer, using mistletoe.
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- Part 2 of Together In Every Universe
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22 Dec 2025