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Trent has an irritating problem, and it’s in the form of one Special Agent O’Doyle.
From constantly glaring at him from across the room to grumbling, short responses and cutting the damn donuts into tiny pieces. It’s about time he confronted the man.OR
O’Doyle has a boy crush but is too socially stunted to make it happen.Bookmarked by TheMoonChild
01 Sep 2026
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Morty gets a cold in this one, broh. Rick definitely doesn't take care of him.
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27 Aug 2026
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The light burns his retinas for a second, then his eyes adjust and settle onto the mess on the floor caught within the doorway:
It’s Rick. Absolutely wasted. Three unlabeled bottles are scattered around him, definitely of the alien moonshine variety, illegal in fifty-three planets, including this one if they knew about it. Snorting, face down, ass out. Reeking of liquor and piss. Just a total mess.
“Ugh... Rick... come on... again?”
Morty nudges Rick’s shoulder with his foot.
He groans and covers his face from the searing bathroom lights.
“Ugggghhh déjame en paz, cabrón...”
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A short and silly one-shot I wrote at 3 am involving a wasted Rick flat on the bathroom floor and an irritated Morty just trying to use the bathroom undisturbed getting cussed out in Rick's first language, Spanish. Morty can't catch a break. But hey, at least he can connect to his Latin roots through speaking Spanish with his grandpa once he's, like, two bottles in, right? Right?.... Oof...
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27 Aug 2026
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After a night of drinking, Rick throws up all over himself--and Jerry. Jerry cleans them both up.
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24 Aug 2026
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Rick's self-destructive behavior has been getting worse. Worried for his friend's safety, Birdperson tries to intervene. Things take an unexpected turn.
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23 Aug 2026