TheQueerAlpaca
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A series of drabbles based on my Circus OT4. Some stories are based on anecdotes told to me by the roommate of a polyamorous group of four.
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In which the Reader takes their two favorite Skeletons to Walt Disney World.
All fluff, no angst, no heartbreak, probably(?) no romance--just seeing Papyrus meeting Mickey Mouse for the first time and other assorted fun.
I tried to keep Reader gender-neutral; please let me know if I flubbed that somewhere.
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Set after Two Hearts, the short-story sequel to The Last Unicorn. Sooz has waited patiently for her seventeenth birthday to arrive.
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A job for the Fake AH Crew goes awry, and the Mad King does the unthinkable--makes a friend. Written for Mica Burton based on an ask she got on tumblr and requested a fic of.
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It's been about a year since the barrier fell, and a lot has changed - though not in very surprising ways. People are still jerks to anyone new and different, you're still freaked out by the idea of getting serious with anyone, your job is still weird and awesome. Oh, and your cat still has seriously no chill.
Also there is skeleton dong and small corporate politics.
"But it's too long!" You say. That's exactly the sort of attitude that stops me from making boxed mac and cheez when EasyMac's right there. Don't be like me. If you're going to indulge in trash, commit to it, man.
I mean also eventually the plotting gets so tight you could bounce a quarter off it.Book One: Skarmageddon --- Chapters 1 - 92
Book Two: Even Skarmier --- Chapters 93 - 170
Epilogue shit --- 171 to like, whatever- Language:
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07 Jan 2016
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You've always found it easy to protect anyone in need. Even when it put you in dangerous situations. But you never would have expected the chain of events after you go out of your way to protect two skeletons car.
While you do everything in your power to save each monster friend you have, they save you in a different way.
You gain friendship, a safe place to live, and an awkward crush on a punny skeleton who lives in the same building.
So even with the dangers around you, you have to ask; Who's saving who?Bookmarked by TheQueerAlpaca
06 Jan 2016
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It's been eight months since the monsters emerged from Mt. Ebott, and tensions are higher than ever. Can monsters and humans really live together in harmony? In an attempt to help the two worlds merge, Ambassador Frisk created a program placing a select group of human candidates with a host monster family for six months.
Among these representatives of humanity is the timid and awkward Millie Webb, a young girl just trying to find her place in the world. Assigned to live with a pair of eccentric skeleton brothers, she begins to learn more about herself and the world around her and discover that maybe monsters and humans really aren't so different after all.
But danger is lurking in the shadows, friendships are formed and tested, and the eyes of the entire world are watching the events that unfold in the town of Ebott.
What they see could determine the fate of monsterkind.
((Currently on hiatus))
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06 Jan 2016
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A Tale of Dog and Monster: Gaster Shenanigans Edition by bones_of_a_rabbit
Fandoms: Undertale
02 Mar 2016
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It's been a long time since you've been this happy.
You're in a happy relationship. You have friends that care about you. Your dog is okay. You are okay. You are even close to the man who no longer exists.
Wait, what?
Yeah, that's what his son has been asking. Who also just so happens to be your boyfriend. How is one supposed to explain how they're friends with a being scattered across space time when they're not even sure themselves? Could this end up tearing you apart?
Could the truth be even worse then not knowing?
(A sequel to A Tale of Dog and Monster; read that first otherwise you'll probably end up very lost.)
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- Part 2 of A Tale of Dog and Monster
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06 Jan 2016
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You're not a people person; could you turn out to be a monster person instead?
You're a typical awkward human, except... for some baggage. You've come to accept that no one wants to deal with another persons problems, so you've become a recluse. When your new skeletal neighbor starts probing, you put up your shields. You don't want to tell him. If you do, he'll leave. That's how it always works.
Isn't it?
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- Part 1 of A Tale of Dog and Monster
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