The_Coomslayer



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  1. Public Bookmark 55

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    A rising star on the entertainment feed is taken hostage to fend off a corporation's hostile takeover. She is rescued by a strange SecUnit and its friend(?), a bot-driven transport. When asked why they are going so far to help her, they respond, "You need to survive to film the next season of World Hoppers."

    Join your favorite construct & transport on an impromptu adventure! Murderbot discovers fun facts about trauma! ART bakes cupcakes! A corporate learns that SecUnits are people too! Everyone watches media!

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    11 Aug 2026

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    "Are you another teacher here?"

    "Uh, yeah! I teach science for 6th and 8th grade. What about you?"

    "Amaze, amaze. I teach in technology wing. Robotics."

    "You new?"

    "Yes. Just traveled here few days ago. Applied for job. Got job."

    "Cool."

    A strange new teacher is hired at Grover Cleveland Middle, and so far, Mr. Grace has heard more gossip than he's heard during his entire 7 years of teaching. He's friendly, but awkward and offputting to the point where people are starting to think he's not human.

    An alternate universe where most of the cast are members of the school staff, and Rocky is the weird new teacher who most definitely isn't pretending to be a human to hide from the government officials at NASA trying to study him.

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    13 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 77

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    Science has warned us of what might be
    Dangers that drift through infinity
    Comets may call or meteors fall
    And nobody knows what lives out there at all

     

    Grace squinted at the telescope’s texture-screen. He could clearly make out Threeworld, but not quite the blob floating next to it.
    “Do we have a light-screen?”

    ♩Yes, yes.♩ The astronomer hit a button and a regular light-screen came to life.

    ♬Does that look like Earth’s probe, question?♬ Rocky asked, standing to his side.

    Grace stared stock-still at the screen. “Absolutely not.”

     

    Informed about a strange craft found orbiting Threeworld, Rocky and Grace are sent to investigate.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    How old was he, even? He’d been thirty-five when he left Earth — would that make him seventy-five, or forty-six, or forty-two once he returned?

    Grace is returning to Earth, but what will that mean for him?

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Grace has to handle First Contact with an alien planet with what meager Eridian his one set of vocal chords can make.
    This Is Fine. This is totally, completely, utterly fine.

    (Grace sounds like a pebble. This, alongside Eridian's extended lifespans, kicks off a chain of misunderstandings that Grace would find utterly mortifying if he knew what the heck was going on.)

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    29 Jun 2026