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    “Look, you can’t keep sending me on hopeless missions without even a hint of me gaining access to the League,” Keigo said.

    Dabi blinked at him, eyes rolling back in his head for the span of a second. He shifted, staring back at the world like he wasn’t quite sure how he’d got there.

    And now Dabi was staring at his hands, spacing out. He touched the staples lining his wrist, and stared at them perplexedly. Oh god, was Dabi high?

    “I’ve been working my ass off for the League, and you don’t even have the decency to give me your attention?” Keigo scoffed.

    Dabi looked up at him, expression devoid of its usual smugness. He blinked steadily at Keigo.

    “…Hawks?” He asked numbly.

    “Who else were you expecting, Dabi?” Keigo sighed tiredly. “You were the one to call this meeting.”

    Dabi’d called this meeting, dragging Keigo away from work that actually mattered, work that actually saved people, to just stare at his hands and ask obvious questions. When he’d been given this mission, he hadn’t expected this to be part of it.

    “I’m not Dabi,” Dabi said.

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    Or, a Todofam body swap.

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    27 Aug 2026

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    “Your X-rays don’t indicate any fissures or other breaking in the skull,” his handler said as she looked over his file. She always spoke like that, as did his other handlers; the skull. Not his. Because it wasn’t his, when you got right down to it. He was a public figure. He was property. He was real estate.

    And he knew what she meant when she said your x-rays don’t indicate any fissures. It meant, you’ve wasted our time. It made him sweat.

    Or: Hawks gets bonked. The HPSC is not a hospital.

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    27 Aug 2026

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    Realistically, Dabi should be mad.

    Dabi should be mad because Hawks got hit with a quirk on patrol and didn’t tell him until it was too late; he didn’t text to cancel their meeting at Hawks’ place and didn’t even tell Dabi anything was up until he was playfully patting his shoulder, conveniently forgetting that the quirk was touch-activated.

    After a sharp burst of light and a good minute of loud ringing in his ears, he came to, finding himself in Hawks’ body instead of his own. Hawks hadn’t even looked apologetic, either, just a little shocked while Dabi was trying to get a grip on what just happened and not freak out.

    Hawks had looked taken aback but the expression was on Dabi’s own face and it was just- weird. And it could have been easily avoided.

    So, all things considered, he should be mad. But he’s… not.

    or: hawks and dabi swap bodies. dabi's forgotten what it feels like to be healthy.

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    27 Aug 2026

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    Tonight doesn’t seem to be any different. Though Aizawa hasn’t moved since hitting the couch, Shinsō knows he’s still very much alive when he hears the muffled inquiry of, “Why are you two still awake…”

    Shinsō takes another bite of his crepe before answering. “I couldn’t sleep and she had a nightmare.”

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    Shinsō Hitoshi comforts a small child, makes crepes at 2 in the morning, sutures a wound, and appears on late-night radio. The perfectly normal experience when he can't sleep.

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    26 Aug 2026

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    Fuyumi would be charmed, if she weren’t suddenly so sad. The day doesn’t seem as bright, suddenly, at the unexpected reminder of Touya. “I… don’t think I can help you practice,” Fuyumi says quietly. “I lost my twin a long time ago.”

    Natsuo shifts uncomfortably next to her. Satomi gasps. “Oh—oh, I’m so sorry—“

    Masako must misunderstand, because she lights up, excited. “Oh, I know! I can help you find them again!”

    Her hands close over Fuyumi’s before she can protest, and the world flips upside-down until she’s suddenly somewhere else.

    When Fuyumi gets hit by a quirk that body-swaps twins, she wakes up somewhere else—despite the fact that her twin died a decade ago. That’s confusing enough on its own, but why is she surrounded by villains?

    Dabi, meanwhile, keeps accidentally freezing things, but he thinks that’s a fair response to being called a name he hasn’t heard in a decade.

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