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Harry Potter and the Case of the Missing Prongs by Thebooklion
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Sep 2026
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Well, the big reveal at the end of the Triwizard Tournament was a mindfuck for Harry’s parents. Can you imagine learning that your alternate-timeline son grew up with the Dursleys, of all people? Harry and I both expected that they’d have some processing to do… but it turns out to be a bit more extreme than that. Now, Harry has to unravel a decades-old mystery before his dad makes a horrible mistake. The only problem is that Harry is a bit too preoccupied with Malfoy to focus on his dad. I’m cheering for them. – H
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- Part 5 of The Adventures of Harry Potter and H
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I have to admit that some of this is my fault, but all of Harry’s lies are catching up with him. His dad won’t believe anything he says anymore, for starters. But, instead of listening to me and Sorty, Harry keeps solving his problems through deception. If he doesn’t learn to start telling the truth, he’s going to lose the trust of his family, his friends, and even himself. I believe in him. – H
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- Part 4 of The Adventures of Harry Potter and H
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Moaning Myrtle witnesses some Drarry action and gets inspired to invent RPF. Lots of fan-girling, canon-typical Myrtle perving (though explicit), and meta discussion of fanfic.
For if you’ve ever read Moaning Myrtle’s self-centered dramatics and thought ‘hm… I want some more of that, and add smut, too, please.’
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All Harry wants is a normal third year. My third year was full of dementors, time-travel, and Azkaban escapees. Harry wants his to be more about Quidditch, school, and girls, apparently. Sounds a bit boring to me – but it’s his life. The only problem is that a bomb is about to go off at Hogwarts, and her name is Cass Black. Nothing normal ever happens around Cass (thank Merlin). If Harry doesn’t learn how to let go, someone he loves will have to bear the consequences. I hope he can pull through. - H
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- Part 3 of The Adventures of Harry Potter and H
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Death isn't all bad, really. Turns out, I'm just about the same I was in life: a horny fangirl. Now that I've figured out the whole trans-pacific travel thing, I have only one goal - haunting Yibo and Xiao. I mean, what else is there to do with an afterlife? Boring shit like meditating, finding inner peace, and crossing over? Nope. Not when I can stalk Yibo and finally find out what really happens in the 'picking up the bunny car'. Totally worth dying for. - HGF
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Two Harry's, One Draco, No Voldemort.
A full-series rewrite, with a touch of madness.
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You are a perceptive reader. You’ve no doubt noticed that Drarry is canon. We know the color of Draco’s eyes roughly a million words before we find out Ron’s - enough said. Yet, in spite of on-page Drarry teasing, stalking, and obsessing, Rowling still gives the reader endgame Hinny in the epilogue. If you’ve ever wondered why, you are not alone.
This is the story of why canon exists the way it does, and why Harry and Draco wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Say So by FeelsForBreakfast
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jul 2021
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Wei Wuxian is hit with a sexy curse that can only be broken by fucking or dying horny about it. In a last-ditch effort to preserve the paper-thin plausible deniability protecting his enormous crush on Lan Wangji, Wei Wuxian attempts to choose ‘dying horny about it.’ He fails on all counts.
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- 15,508
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Bookmarked by Thebooklion
15 Sep 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Is this the best, short, sex pollen fic? Might be.
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“Do you think we’re somehow in a different time?” Wei Wuxian says, feeling absurd for even voicing the words aloud even though it’s the only thing that makes sense. Time travel is one of those things you hear about in stories, in folk tales. No cultivators have ever actually managed time travel. It’s not real.
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Bookmarked by Thebooklion
14 Sep 2026
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Teenage Wangxian meet post-canon Wangxian. Perfect
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some life yet unspent by Fahye
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Feb 2022
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Lan Wangji wasn't privy to the conversations that took place among Yiling staff, but there was always an apologetic, tense edge to the tech's voice when someone else took over his missions. As if Wei Ying had put the fear of God into them if they let anything happen to Lan Wangji when Wei Ying was not personally available to oversee him.
"Something like that," Mianmian told him. "Anyway, it's not like there's anything for either of you to be jealous over. None of the other agents prefer him."
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Bookmarked by Thebooklion
09 Sep 2026
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Secret agent fic!!! Also - podfic available.
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Waiting for Spring by thievinghippo
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Apr 2021
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“It is a well-known fact across the major leagues that one does not smack Lan Wangji’s ass.”
Wei Wuxian rolls his eyes. Everyone smacks everyone’s ass in baseball. It’s how the game is played. Lan Wangji does not get to be exempt from this most sacred of baseball traditions.
Wei Wuxian will make sure of that.
Or, a Major League Baseball AU
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- Part 1 of Waiting for Spring
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Bookmarked by Thebooklion
30 Aug 2026
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The Baseball AU. Read it even if you know absolutely nothing about baseball.
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"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”
“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.
“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.
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- Part 10 of Harry Potter Works